Episodes
2. Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning
April 25, 2016
4 min
Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?
5. The Opposite of a Wing Man
May 4, 2016
3 min
Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.
6. If Adult Cereals Had Mascots
May 6, 2016
3 min
Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!
7. When Your Facebook Thread Gets Hijacked
May 11, 2016
4 min
You see, this is our Facebook thread now.
9. You Can Be Terrible If You Call It “Self-Care”
May 16, 2016
3 min
It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.
10. Our Ninja Sketch Got Whitewashed
May 18, 2016
4 min
The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.
12. What You Hope Happens When You Share a YouTube Video
May 24, 2016
4 min
Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.
13. Shopping for a New Version of You
May 28, 2016
4 min
Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?
14. After Four Sneezes the World Turns against You
June 3, 2016
4 min
Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.
15. It Will Never Be Cold Again!
June 9, 2016
3 min
Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?
16. Crap! You Like an Old Instagram Post!
June 10, 2016
4 min
For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.
17. You Weren’t “Born in the Wrong Decade”
June 16, 2016
4 min
We would have crushed it in the 1770s.
18. This Thumbnail Is a Butt
June 17, 2016
3 min
Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.
19. How Uber Rides Are like First Dates
June 24, 2016
3 min
Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?
20. Facebook’s Algorithm Is like the Mafia
July 1, 2016
4 min
If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?
22. Strip Clubs Suck
July 7, 2016
4 min
Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!
23. Trustworthy Reviews from 500 Assholes
July 8, 2016
3 min
A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.
24. What to Do in an Earthquake
July 21, 2016
3 min
Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.
25. Bring Your F*ck-Up Sibling to Work Day
July 23, 2016
3 min
If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.
26. If Internet Ads Were Salesmen
July 26, 2016
3 min
You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.
28. Donald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He?
August 6, 2016
2 min
It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.
29. Why Summer Is Women’s Winter
August 13, 2016
3 min
When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!
30. Bond with Strangers by Mocking Your Friends
August 26, 2016
3 min
What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?
