Episodes
1. Vampire Doesn’t Feel Invited
September 30, 2017
4 min
If we didn’t want to invite you, why would we have included garlic-free tapas and a ‘blood’ option on the menu?
2. I Won’t Let This Bit Die
November 4, 2017
4 min
Katie’s office joke costume budget is over $530,000 a year.
3. Male Friendships Are Just Bullying
November 9, 2017
3 min
This colossal big time piece of crap loser is the best friend I’ve ever had.
4. When Someone’s Trying Too Hard to Have Fun
November 11, 2017
3 min
Sorry, Andrew W.K., but there IS such thing as partying too hard.
5. Stop Pitching Sketches about Other Cast Members
November 25, 2017
4 min
I’m still sour about her sketch “Whoever Writes Our YouTube Video Descriptions Smells Like Cat Dander And Fart”.
6. Don’t Start a Podcast
November 27, 2017
4 min
Go ahead and remove that Blue Snowball microphone from your Amazon cart. It’s not gonna work.
8. I Swear I Didn’t Wreck the Bathroom
December 7, 2017
3 min
We had to demolish the whole office building. Thanks, Zac.
9. The Best Christmas Songs Are Sad
December 16, 2017
4 min
That festive-depressive time of year for bummer carols, morbid melodies, and mugs of milky liquor.
10. Obscure Christmas Songs
December 18, 2017
5 min
Coming up next, more of those Greek Cathtestants of the Latter Day Saints classics.
11. Gifts That Are Clearly for Yourself
December 21, 2017
5 min
I got you this tattoo of a sick-ass dragon on my back for Hanukkah. You’re welcome.
12. The True Meaning of Christmas
December 23, 2017
5 min
Oh, Grant, relax and shut up – it all makes sense if you don’t think about it.
13. Don’t Jinx Anything by Celebrating
January 4, 2018
3 min
If everything goes according to plan, we’ll have a little bash on my deathbed.
14. When You Get Stuck in a Conversation
January 6, 2018
4 min
Mayday, mayday – I’m trapped in a vortex, and none of my social cues are working.
15. You Weren’t Supposed to See That Photo
January 9, 2018
4 min
It’s actually a really normal fetish. There’s, like, a whole subreddit for it.
16. Remembering Someone by Their Facebook Posts
January 11, 2018
4 min
Hopefully somebody up in heaven will help Raph figure out what to have for lunch today.
18. Are You a Millennial?
January 20, 2018
4 min
I’m whatever generation it is when you can never die because of a sacrifice made to the olden gods.
19. Did You Get My Email?
January 23, 2018
4 min
I was going to respond, as soon as I finished inhaling.
20. The Girl Who Can’t Let Things Go
January 25, 2018
3 min
Leave the grudges to those two terrifying Asian ghost children.
21. This Guy Is Cooler Than You
February 1, 2018
3 min
This sketch is funnier than famous 1920s french clown, Pierre LePie!
22. Is Grant Keith from BuzzFeed?
February 10, 2018
3 min
We finally answer the YouTube commenters’ burning question.
23. You’re All a Bunch of Phone Zombies
February 13, 2018
3 min
Can’t we all put our phones away and try to be present during this emergency?
24. Bad Polling Is Ruining Everything
February 15, 2018
4 min
So you’re telling me that my mom’s Sweetest Boy in World poll was wrong?
25. Wait, Start That Story Again
February 22, 2018
3 min
I’m supposed to write a caption but honestly I wasn’t really paying attention.
26. Did You Know We Work with a Sex Demon?
March 10, 2018
4 min
But he seems like such a nice guy.
28. Who’s Gonna Call the Lyft?
March 15, 2018
3 min
Take off your shoes in a stranger’s car just a few times, and all of a sudden you’re “disgusting”.
29. The Guy Who Won’t Talk about Politics
March 22, 2018
2 min
People are so stubborn about “rights”.
