Episodes
1. Bragging That You Did a Nice Thing
March 26, 2019
4 min
Raph did Ally a favor, and that deserves to be heard by everyone.
3. Outtakes: Gag Gifts Are Worse than Nothing
October 2, 2019
3 min
Even more backstory about Katie’s iconic baseball career!
4. These Weed Names Are Not Chill
April 16, 2019
4 min
Who wouldn’t want to smoke some “Purple Rat Poison Haze” or “OG You Will Die Alone Kush?”
5. High-Stakes Icebreaker Questions
April 26, 2019
4 min
New cast members Lily and Tao reveal their true selves in the quickest and chillest way possible.
6. Nobody Younger than Me Can Be Successful
May 1, 2019
3 min
You being younger than me means that I should have done everything differently.
7. Liking Rain Doesn’t Make You Deep
May 8, 2019
4 min
Anyone can like the sun, it takes profound genius to love the wet stuff that causes car accidents.
10. No One Cares about Your Major
June 14, 2019
4 min
If you can’t jam random knowledge from your major into current conversations, what was college for?
11. Stop Messing with Your Vaginas
June 19, 2019
5 min
Ignore those new age products promising to fix your nasty snatch & stick to what’s safe – nothing!
12. Summer Vacation Is for Kids!
June 21, 2019
3 min
As an adult, you can’t have a real summer vacation, you’re just leaving work during the hot months.
13. When Dumb People Agree with You
June 26, 2019
3 min
If you have bad opinions, don’t agree with my good ones!
16. Your Self Care Is an Attack on Me
October 2, 2019
4 min
The truth is, wanting to feel a little better is a huge judgment on the rest of us.
17. Bringing the Worst Thing to a Potluck
July 10, 2019
4 min
That stale grocery store cake really shows everyone how much you care.
18. What’s Wrong with Being “Whipped?”
July 17, 2019
4 min
Mutual love and respect? Sounds like somebody’s *chk-shhh* whipped!
19. Bragging about Your Ignorance
July 31, 2019
4 min
If everyone likes something, that means it is both dumb and bad.
20. Does Liking Murder Podcasts Make You Freaky?
August 9, 2019
5 min
What a sick weirdo enjoying the most popular true crime media.
21. The City’s Best Restaurants (That Are Nearby)
August 27, 2019
4 min
It only takes 5 minutes to walk there, so… yum?
22. Class President Needed for One Last Job
October 2, 2019
3 min
You signed up to organize this medium-sized wedding when you were elected.
24. You Created a Fictional Language for a Sketch?
October 2, 2019
4 min
Why don’t we just improvise gibberish like we always do?
25. I Overshared So Now You Have To
September 13, 2019
3 min
Humans heal by dumping on each other, so just tell me one weird or shameful thing about your life!
27. Don’t Start a Twitch Stream
October 2, 2019
3 min
You think you’re so interesting that watching you play video games is entertainment.
28. Your Emergency Contact Won’t Answer the Phone
September 29, 2019
4 min
Do you want her to look desperate?
29. Don’t Correct Me If You’re Wrong
October 1, 2019
4 min
If you’re correcting someone, you at least have to be correct.
