Episodes
1. My Partner Is Using Me for… Love?
October 7, 2019
3 min
It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.
2. Why Scary Movies Aren’t Actually Scary
October 15, 2019
4 min
Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?
3. When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You Sick
October 28, 2019
3 min
Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?
4. Which CH Castmember Are You?
November 21, 2019
4 min
Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets
5. It’s Hard Being Married to the Sea
December 2, 2019
4 min
She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.
6. The Baby of the Friend Group
December 10, 2019
4 min
She’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.
7. Your Friend Who Thinks Going to the Gym Fixes Everything
December 12, 2019
3 min
Attempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.
8. You Don’t Remember These Disney Channel Original Movies!?
December 20, 2019
4 min
You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.
9. The Guy Who “Doesn’t Know” Mainstream Music
January 2, 2020
3 min
You’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.
10. No, I Don’t Deserve Nice Things
January 16, 2020
3 min
Perfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!
12. You’re Getting an Office Paypig!
January 31, 2020
3 min
Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.
13. Free-to-Play Friendship
March 25, 2020
4 min
The best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.
14. The Site That Commits Treason & Tells You What Your Parents Are Doing
April 15, 2020
3 min
Sure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.
15. You’re My Least Helpful Friend
April 15, 2020
4 min
Katie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.
17. How Did You Get on Raya?!
May 14, 2020
3 min
Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!
18. Stop Recommending Things!
May 28, 2020
4 min
We are discontent with the amount of content out there.
19. Complimenting Someone to Trick Them into Doing Work
April 15, 2020
3 min
You’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?
20. I Just Got 100k New Followers!
January 27, 2020
3 min
My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!
21. Allegations Are Making It Impossible to Watch Anything
January 30, 2020
3 min
NOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!
22. All Scars Are Badass
July 20, 2020
4 min
Visible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.
