Episodes
2. The Epic Bacon Boys: Internet Popularity Consultants
September 20, 2014
3 min
Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.
5. Sex Dungeons and Dragons
January 3, 2015
3 min
Your deepest fantasies meet your favorite fantasy game.
6. Your “I Don’t Care about Sports” Friend
December 13, 2014
3 min
We all know an anti-sports robot.
8. My New Year’s Resolution Is to Get My Dick out of This Toaster
January 1, 2015
3 min
Reach for your dreams, and see what pops up.
9. The Guy Who’s Too Casual about Plans
January 15, 2015
3 min
He totally goes with the flow. Or not. He’ll let you know if he can.
10. Are We Ready to Go Yet?
January 22, 2015
2 min
I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.
11. Damon Lindelof’s Mysteries Are Just Annoying
January 29, 2015
3 min
Who is our protagonist? What is his motivation?
12. Everyone’s High School Boyfriend
February 5, 2015
3 min
He doesn’t have a job, so he hangs out at yours.
14. Why You’re More Successful than Steve Jobs
April 2, 2015
3 min
If at first you don’t succeed, just redefine success.
16. How to Braid Your Hair Like in Game of Thrones
April 10, 2015
3 min
The perfect braid for getting decapitated.
17. If CrossFitters Took a Yoga Class
April 16, 2015
2 min
Relax your mind so you can destroy your body.
19. The Worst Video Game Controller Ever Made
May 7, 2015
3 min
Ain’t no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.
20. What Happens When You Tell People You Can’t Eat Gluten
May 13, 2015
3 min
That’s so sad. Want a sandwich?
22. Wacky Hijinks from the 80s Comedies Were Mostly Rape
June 11, 2015
3 min
The ‘80s were a wacky, rape-y time.
23. If People Treated Personal Deaths Like Celebrity Deaths
June 23, 2015
2 min
This is actually affecting me. Weird!
25. What It’s like Being on a Group Text
July 30, 2015
2 min
Just start a new fucking thread already.
26. 10 Things to Do Before You Die
August 6, 2015
3 min
Because you never know when the end might come.
