Episodes
1. 818-JKLPUZO
7.3
September 21, 2009
21 min
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Guest Stars:
Eddie Van Halen, Will Sasso, Jennifer Bini Taylor, Kelly Stables, Jane Lynch
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation
7.3
September 28, 2009
20 min
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
Guest Stars:
Jennifer Bini Taylor, Kelly Stables, Tinashe
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.
7.2
October 5, 2009
19 min
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
Guest Stars:
Annie Potts, David Mattey, Ryan Stiles
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
7.1
October 12, 2009
20 min
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
Guest Stars:
Kelly Stables, Gerald Brodin, Caroline Bielskis, Scott McShane, Peter A. Hulne
5. For the Sake of the Child
7.0
October 19, 2009
21 min
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Guest Stars:
Paulina Olszynski, Skyler Caleb
6. Give Me Your Thumb
7.5
November 2, 2009
20 min
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
Guest Stars:
Steve Hytner, Claudia Choi
7. Untainted by Filth
7.3
November 9, 2009
22 min
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Guest Stars:
Arthur Darbinyan, Arturo Gil, Joe Gieb, Kevin Bickford, Marcel Mazur
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
6.5
November 16, 2009
20 min
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Guest Stars:
Tricia Helfer, Robert Clotworthy
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
7.3
November 23, 2009
21 min
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
10. That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"
6.2
December 7, 2009
20 min
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
Guest Stars:
Jeanette O'Connor, Judith Drake, Philip Tanzini, Robert Clotworthy
11. Warning, It's Dirty
7.3
December 14, 2009
19 min
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
Guest Stars:
Jennifer Bini Taylor, Tinashe, Ingrid Rogers, Julia K., Larry Cedar
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
7.2
January 11, 2010
22 min
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Guest Stars:
Ryan Stiles, Joe Dietl
13. Yay, No Polyps!
6.2
January 18, 2010
20 min
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
Guest Stars:
Meagen Fay, Ewan Chung, Darryl Stephens, Adam Powell, Stacy Keach
14. Crude and Uncalled For
7.0
February 1, 2010
21 min
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Guest Stars:
Lilli Birdsell, Mark Deklin, Lisa Kaplan, Steven Eckholdt
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
5.8
February 8, 2010
22 min
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
Guest Stars:
Erin O'Shaughnessy, Jessica DiCicco
16. Tinkle Like a Princess
5.8
March 1, 2010
21 min
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
Guest Stars:
Jeff Clarke, Tabitha Morella, Katy Mixon, John Amos, Stacy Keach
17. I Found Your Moustache
5.7
March 8, 2010
21 min
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Guest Stars:
Steven Eckholdt, John Amos, Stacy Keach
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day
6.4
March 22, 2010
21 min
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
Guest Stars:
Tricia Helfer, Frances Fisher, Amy Hill
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
6.2
April 12, 2010
18 min
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
Guest Stars:
Steffani Brass, Brooke Mackenzie, John Pirruccello, Eamon Pirruccello, Graham Patrick Martin
20. I Called Him Magoo
6.0
May 10, 2010
21 min
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
Guest Stars:
Elizabeth Ho, Graham Patrick Martin, Courtney Thorne-Smith
21. Gumby with a Pokey
7.3
May 17, 2010
21 min
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
Guest Stars:
Melanie Lynskey, Katherine LaNasa, Ming-Na Wen, Martin Mull, Justine Eyre
