Episodes
1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
8.1
September 24, 2007
20 min
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Guest Stars:
Brian Turk, Kris Iyer, Monica Young
2. Media Room Slash Dungeon
6.5
October 1, 2007
22 min
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Guest Stars:
Janeane Garofalo, Holly Meowy, Jennifer O'Dell, Bryan Ryman, Michael Potter
3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
7.6
October 8, 2007
21 min
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
Guest Stars:
4. City of Great Racks
7.6
October 15, 2007
22 min
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Guest Stars:
Melanie Lynskey, Ming-Na Wen, Anna Graves, Jane Lynch, Emmanuelle Vaugier
5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
7.5
October 22, 2007
22 min
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Guest Stars:
Ming-Na Wen, Ernie Grunwald, Matt McKenzie, Elijah Michael Lee
6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail
7.2
October 29, 2007
21 min
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Guest Stars:
Ming-Na Wen, Richard V. Licata, Jeanine Giovanni
7. The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
7.3
November 5, 2007
20 min
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Guest Stars:
Robert Wagner, Jennifer Bini Taylor
8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
7.8
November 12, 2007
20 min
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Guest Stars:
Ion Overman, Richard Kind, Gregg Marx, Tina Morasco, Kate Luyben
9. Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
7.7
November 19, 2007
20 min
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Guest Stars:
Robert Wagner, Jenny McCarthy
10. Kinda Like Necrophilia
7.5
November 26, 2007
22 min
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Guest Stars:
Laura McLauchlin, Justine Eyre
11. Meander to Your Dander
7.7
March 17, 2008
22 min
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Guest Stars:
Eve Gordon, Gracie Maddox, Kimberly Quinn, Sandra Robinson
12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
7.5
March 24, 2008
22 min
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
Guest Stars:
Melanie Lynskey, Cerina Vincent, Sun Park
13. The Soil Is Moist
7.3
March 31, 2008
20 min
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Guest Stars:
Christina Moore, Ryan Stiles
14. Winky-Dink Time
7.2
April 14, 2008
22 min
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Guest Stars:
Melanie Lynskey, Hayley Erin, Kathryn Gordon, Jamison Haase, Carrie Reichenbach
15. Rough Night in Hump Junction
7.5
April 21, 2008
21 min
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Guest Stars:
Barry Livingston, Mikki Padilla, Anastasia Roark, Andrea Bogart, Clint Carmichael
16. Look At Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
7.5
April 28, 2008
22 min
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Guest Stars:
Melanie Lynskey, Robert Wagner, Steve Tom, Jenny McCarthy
17. Fish in a Drawer
7.0
May 5, 2008
21 min
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Guest Stars:
Robert Wagner, George Eads, Jamie Rose, Michael Lowry, Hope Allen
18. If My Hole Could Talk
7.1
May 12, 2008
21 min
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Guest Stars:
Susan Blakely, Jack Plotnick, Coby Ryan McLaughlin
