Episodes
1. Nangnangnangnang
5.5
September 26, 2013
21 min
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Guest Stars:
Kelly Sry, Lilah Richcreek Estrada
2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
4.8
October 3, 2013
21 min
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Guest Stars:
Shanti Lowry, Jett Dunlap, Carl Reiner, Courtney Thorne-Smith
3. This Unblessed Biscuit
5.7
October 10, 2013
22 min
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
Guest Stars:
Edie McClurg, Kimberly Hébert Gregory, Jennifer Chang
4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
5.1
October 17, 2013
21 min
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.
5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
5.0
October 24, 2013
21 min
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Guest Stars:
Marianne Chambers, Camila Greenberg, Tiffany Panhilason, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
5.1
November 7, 2013
21 min
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
Guest Stars:
Mimi Rogers, Lynda Carter, Carrie Russo
7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
5.9
November 14, 2013
21 min
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
Guest Stars:
Madison Dylan, Spencer Locke, Jeff Probst, Kim Shaw, Courtney Thorne-Smith
8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
5.2
November 21, 2013
21 min
Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.
Guest Stars:
Melanie Lynskey, Brian Stepanek, Elizabeth Tatus, D. B. Sweeney, Niklas Houmann
9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
4.7
December 5, 2013
21 min
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
Guest Stars:
Paula Marshall, Kate Miner, Craig Gellis, Jennifer Courtemanche
10. On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
4.9
December 12, 2013
21 min
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Guest Stars:
Paula Marshall, Diane Farr, Aly Michalka
11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts
4.8
January 2, 2014
21 min
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
Guest Stars:
Aly Michalka, Odette Annable, Clark Duke
12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
5.3
January 9, 2014
21 min
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Guest Stars:
Jeff Probst, Odette Annable, Brooke Lyons, Austin Rogers, Marion Ross
13. Bite Me, Supreme Court
4.5
January 30, 2014
21 min
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Guest Stars:
Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence, Garry Marshall, Jonathan Palmer, Maria Zyrianova
14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
4.4
February 6, 2014
21 min
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Guest Stars:
Aly Michalka, Elle Evans, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
5.5
February 27, 2014
21 min
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Guest Stars:
Marin Hinkle, Aly Michalka, David Grant Wright, Melissa Denton, Courtney Thorne-Smith
16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
5.9
March 6, 2014
21 min
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
Guest Stars:
Odette Annable, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Kimberly Brooks, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney
17. Welcome Home, Jake
4.8
March 13, 2014
21 min
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
Guest Stars:
Aly Michalka, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
18. West Side Story
4.9
April 3, 2014
21 min
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.
Guest Stars:
Brooke D'Orsay, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
19. Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
6.2
April 10, 2014
22 min
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
Guest Stars:
Brooke D'Orsay, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Mila Kunis, Blake Bertrand, Shane Roney
20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
5.6
April 24, 2014
21 min
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Guest Stars:
Ken Davitian, Jamie Luner, Alex Kapp Horner, Sandra Purpuro, Amy Pietz
21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
4.8
May 1, 2014
21 min
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
Guest Stars:
Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Diedrich Bader, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
