Episodes
1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk
4.7
September 27, 2012
21 min
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
Guest Stars:
Mimi Rogers, Brit Morgan, Alem Brhan Sapp, Grant Geissman, Michael Bolton
2. A Big Bag of Dog
5.6
October 4, 2012
20 min
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
Guest Stars:
Mimi Rogers, Patton Oswalt, Talyan Wright, Sophie Winkleman
3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
5.2
October 11, 2012
21 min
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
Guest Stars:
Chasty Ballesteros, Bre Blair, Sophie Winkleman, Courtney Thorne-Smith
4. You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
5.8
October 18, 2012
21 min
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
Guest Stars:
Angus T. Jones, Miley Cyrus
5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
5.8
October 25, 2012
20 min
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
Guest Stars:
Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey, Dorian Brown Pham, Alex McKenna, Jenny Robinson
6. Ferrets, Attack!
5.5
November 1, 2012
20 min
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
Guest Stars:
Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey, Sophie Winkleman
7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard
5.1
November 8, 2012
21 min
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
Guest Stars:
Angus T. Jones, Miley Cyrus, Rico E. Anderson, Lindsay Price, Bradley Snedeker
8. Something My Gynecologist Said
5.6
November 15, 2012
21 min
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
Guest Stars:
Angus T. Jones, Steven Krueger, Tricia O'Kelley, Courtney Thorne-Smith
9. I Scream When I Pee
5.3
November 29, 2012
20 min
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
Guest Stars:
April Bowlby, Jim Marshall, Robert Clotworthy, Courtney Thorne-Smith
10. One Nut Johnson
5.9
December 6, 2012
21 min
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
Guest Stars:
Brooke D'Orsay, Rebecca Marshall
11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole
5.8
December 13, 2012
22 min
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
Guest Stars:
Patton Oswalt, Brooke D'Orsay, Joel Murray, Wayne Wilderson, Layla Crawford
12. Welcome to Alancrest
5.7
January 3, 2013
22 min
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
Guest Stars:
Steven Krueger, Brooke D'Orsay, Joel Murray, Wayne Wilderson, Martin Mull
13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line
4.1
January 10, 2013
21 min
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
Guest Stars:
Brooke D'Orsay, Sofia Mattsson, Madison Riley, Jared Murillo, Courtney Thorne-Smith
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!
5.8
January 31, 2013
21 min
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
Guest Stars:
Patton Oswalt, Willie Garson, Meredith Giangrande, Erika J. Othen, Ryan Stiles
15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
5.8
February 7, 2013
21 min
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
Guest Stars:
Jaime Pressly
16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
5.5
February 14, 2013
21 min
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
Guest Stars:
Melanie Lynskey, Brooke D'Orsay, Charles Malik Whitfield, Courtney Thorne-Smith
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
5.9
February 21, 2013
21 min
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
Guest Stars:
Elizabeth Bogush, Elaine Hendrix, Alicia Coppola, Judy Greer, Courtney Thorne-Smith
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton
5.4
March 7, 2013
21 min
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
Guest Stars:
Jamie Hill, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith
19. Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
5.0
March 14, 2013
21 min
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
Guest Stars:
Marin Hinkle, Mikaela Hoover, Jelly Howie, Kelly Rohrbach, Ryan Stiles
20. Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
4.9
April 4, 2013
21 min
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
Guest Stars:
Jaime Pressly, Scott Bakula, Emily Osment
21. Another Night with Neil Diamond
4.7
April 25, 2013
21 min
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
Guest Stars:
Jessica Lundy, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith
22. My Bodacious Vidalia
5.6
May 2, 2013
21 min
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
Guest Stars:
Amanda Detmer, George Coe, Julie Berman, Arianna Gomez
