Episodes
1. Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)
September 1, 2011
4 min
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
Guest Stars:
Ashley Benson, Wyatt Biessel, Jake Hurwitz, Rosa Salazar, Milana Vayntrub
3. Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)
September 21, 2011
3 min
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
7. In the Unlikely Event…
November 10, 2011
4 min
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
14. The Clown Vote
March 5, 2012
6 min
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
15. My So-Called Homeland
March 14, 2012
3 min
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
16. The Hunger Games Game
March 20, 2012
2 min
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
18. Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
April 1, 2012
3 min
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
19. Big Dick Birth Defect
April 2, 2012
3 min
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
20. In Your Head Yoga
October 31, 2011
3 min
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
21. The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant
April 4, 2012
4 min
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
23. Fantasy Football
April 5, 2012
3 min
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
25. Wild American Eagle Models
April 11, 2012
3 min
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
27. Wish I Had a Portal Gun
September 20, 2011
3 min
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
29. Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling
March 1, 2012
2 min
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
30. Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins
2 min
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
