Episodes
1. 7-Way Meet Cute
September 7, 2017
4 min
It’s not every day you meet all 6 of your soulmates at once.
2. Oh Boy, Free Crap
September 14, 2017
3 min
Wait a minute, all this crap I’ll never use is free? Sign me up. Sign-ups are free, right?
3. Watching Baseball Is Punishment
September 23, 2017
4 min
Good god, making a man watch a whole baseball game? In one sitting? The Geneva Convention exists for a reason, you savages!
4. How You Really Use Exercise Machines
September 28, 2017
2 min
You may have never actually worked out on this exercise machine, but at least you broke a sweat moving it in and then throwing it out?
5. Visiting Your Crappy Hometown
October 5, 2017
3 min
Your crappy hometown is the #1 tourist destination for every traveler that needs to go there so their parents aren’t sad!
6. How to Fill an Awkward Amount of Time
October 6, 2017
2 min
Every Thursday, I’ve got a thing at 7:30 after work, and it takes me 37 minutes to get there? That’s why I go to the Awkward Amount of Time Station!
7. Standing Up for Yourself as a Woman, but Not Too Much
October 12, 2017
4 min
I am woman, hear me roar! Whoa, that was a really loud roar, so sorry about that.
8. Now Is the Time to Do Something
October 14, 2017
4 min
The world is really going to shit, and now’s the time to do something. Or maybe we’ll wait until it gets even shittier?
9. The Story of the First Friendsgiving
November 16, 2017
3 min
Much of the food was provided thanks to Squanto (my roommate’s work friend’s DJ name).
10. Every Dumb Start-Up Ever
September 18, 2017
4 min
People have been buying bowls in a store since the beginning of stores and bowls. Isn’t it time for a change?
11. If Hand Turkeys Were Real
November 18, 2017
2 min
Some people call them a crime against God, other people call them just plain delicious.
12. Disarming Conversational Landmines
November 20, 2017
3 min
Watch out. This Thanksgiving dinner is covered in live opinions.
13. How to Actually Finish Something. For Once!
December 2, 2017
3 min
Someday you’ll paint those other 3 walls!
14. Instagram Art Show
December 9, 2017
4 min
Who could forget perhaps Ansel Adams’ greatest work, “Dog I Saw Near Trader Joe’s”?
15. Who’s the Real Cop?
December 14, 2017
3 min
He’s a true loose cannon, by which we mean, not actually affiliated with the police force in any way.
16. The CollegeHumor Cast’s Favorite Sketches of 2017
December 28, 2017
43 min
One year later, and we still don’t know how tall Grant is.
18. Noises Dads Make
January 13, 2018
4 min
When you have a child, your bones automatically turn into sidewalk chalk.
19. Wizard Gives Bad Directions
January 27, 2018
4 min
Maybe wizards should figure out a way to conjure up Google Maps.
21. The New Face of the NRA
February 3, 2018
3 min
Everyone should have guns. That’s right. EVERYONE.
22. Your Phone Is Dying
February 8, 2018
4 min
My phone? Couldn’t it just be a distant relative or something?
23. Someone Broke into Our Hulu Account
February 17, 2018
3 min
Watch The Big Boy Theory, every third Sunday at noon on NBS!
25. Insecure Martin Luther King Jr.
February 27, 2018
4 min
I have a dream… ugh, wait, no one wants to hear about my dreams, do they?
27. Reviewing Movies We Didn’t See
March 3, 2018
4 min
We haven’t seen it, but we sure have a lot of opinions about it.
28. It’s God’s Fault We Lost the Game
March 17, 2018
3 min
God also clogged the toilet in the break room.
29. If People Acted Like They Do on Dating Apps
March 24, 2018
3 min
Tinder, Bumble, Hinge: all different dating apps, all crush your soul into dust.
