Episodes
1. Assassin’s New Years Resolutions
January 1, 2019
4 min
Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.
2. Your Sad Story Is Not the Same As Mine
January 8, 2020
4 min
Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.
3. Caught Internet Stalking
January 17, 2020
3 min
Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!
4. When All Your Friends Are in Relationships
January 24, 2020
4 min
Have some sympathy for the singles in your friend group.
5. This Missing Person Is Too Embarrassing
February 7, 2020
5 min
When someone goes missing, you just want to know they’re safe…and normal. Like, no weird pepperoni stuff.
6. Disney Parks: The Next Big Movie Franchise
February 12, 2020
4 min
Can’t wait to see Monorail: Endgame next year!
8. Presidential Campaigns Are So Obsessed with Me!
February 26, 2020
3 min
This “Bernie” guy keeps emailing me saying he “needs my help”! What a nutjob!
9. I Feel like Everyone Hates Me, an ICE Agent
March 4, 2020
3 min
You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???
10. I Didn’t Get Chlamydia from a Koala!
March 11, 2020
3 min
Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo…
11. Climate Change Is the Ultimate Birth Control
March 25, 2020
3 min
The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don’t have kids!
12. College Essay Tips for School Shooting Survivors
April 23, 2020
4 min
You survived a deadly shooting on school grounds - can you also survive applying for college?
13. When the Workout Instructor’s Music Sucks
May 14, 2020
5 min
Spotify isn’t ready for a playlist THIS extreme.
14. How to Profile a House Plant Killer
May 28, 2020
3 min
To hunt a killer, you first must understand their watering routine.
16. How to Fix Our Climate (so That I Can Take Long Showers)
June 29, 2020
3 min
Everyone (except me) has a big sacrifice to make.
17. If There Were Fashion Shows for Exercise Clothes
July 20, 2020
4 min
The hottest show in town for ugly shoes and too many straps.
18. iOS 14: More Rounded Boxes than Ever Before
July 21, 2020
3 min
Only Apple knows how to think outside the box…by exclusively thinking within rounded ones.
19. The CollegeHumor Cast (and Also Kyle) Catches Up
August 3, 2020
4 min
The gang gets back together to go through Lost & Found items, and also Kyle’s here (but just to watch).
20. Dropout Is a Netflix
August 10, 2020
5 min
We love that the streaming industry has become a Who’s On First? riff.
22. Livin’ Mask Free (Music Video)
September 29, 2020
3 min
A country anthem for our doomed country.
23. How Politicians Sound When Explaining COVID Rules
October 7, 2020
5 min
Should you not dine indoors while sometimes wearing masks? Prossibly.
24. Why I’m Voting for Opposite Man
October 14, 2020
3 min
Worried about the Opposite Man? Don’t worry - feel the opposite of that!
25. What Undecided Voters Look Like to Everyone Else
October 21, 2020
7 min
Choose the pro. Be pro choice.
26. Every Terrible Thing Trump Has Done as President
October 28, 2020
2 min
Well, not including everything he’s done since this video was uploaded, I guess.
27. If I Had the Money That Bezos Had
December 9, 2020
4 min
A song about putting Jeff Bezos’ $200 billion fortune into context.
28. If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition (3)
December 31, 2020
5 min
Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni are back for another quarantine-inspired “Google Is a Guy”.
