Episodes
1. I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
August 20, 2021
12 min
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
Guest Stars:
Alfred Aquino II, Lily Du, Amy Vorpahl, Christine Medrano
2. Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
September 3, 2021
11 min
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
Guest Stars:
Sam Reich, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Carolyn Page, Elaine Carroll, Katie Marovitch
3. It's a Classic Virgin Tradition
September 17, 2021
9 min
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
Guest Stars:
Lily Du, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Erika Ishii, Mike Trapp
4. We've Actually Met Before
October 1, 2021
13 min
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
Guest Stars:
Mike Trapp, Sam Reich, Katie Marovitch, Brennan Lee Mulligan
5. Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
October 15, 2021
9 min
Title says it all.
Guest Stars:
Amy Vorpahl, Grant O'Brien, Lily Du, Christine Medrano
6. I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
October 29, 2021
8 min
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
Guest Stars:
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, Becca Scott
7. Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
November 12, 2021
7 min
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
Guest Stars:
Katie Marovitch, Grant O'Brien, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Carolyn Page
8. Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
November 26, 2021
8 min
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
Guest Stars:
Grant O'Brien, Tao Yang, Alfred Aquino II, Lily Du
9. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
December 10, 2021
10 min
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
Guest Stars:
Grant O'Brien, Lily Du, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Tao Yang
10. Gengar Could Run a Train through Me
December 24, 2021
11 min
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
Guest Stars:
Lily Du, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, Christine Medrano
11. Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906
January 7, 2022
10 min
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
Guest Stars:
Carolyn Page, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Mike Trapp, Alfred Aquino II
12. I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
January 21, 2022
10 min
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
Guest Stars:
Katie Marovitch, Mike Trapp, Erika Ishii, Sam Reich
13. Mi Scusi
February 4, 2022
8 min
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
Guest Stars:
Carolyn Page, Sam Reich, Grant O'Brien, Erika Ishii, Brennan Lee Mulligan
14. Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
February 18, 2022
10 min
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
Guest Stars:
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, Sam Reich
15. Fuck Austin Texas
March 4, 2022
12 min
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
Guest Stars:
Carolyn Page, Mike Trapp, Lily Du, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Candice Warring-Greene
