Episodes
1. YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
March 2, 2020
5 min
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
Guest Stars:
Raphael Chestang, Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Grant O'Brien
2. News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
March 9, 2020
7 min
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Guest Stars:
Katie Marovitch, Patrick McDonald, Carolyn Page, Raphael Chestang
3. “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
March 16, 2020
6 min
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Guest Stars:
Ryan Creamer, Mike Trapp, Elaine Carroll, Rekha Shankar
4. Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
March 30, 2020
3 min
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Guest Stars:
Rekha Shankar, Grant O'Brien, Mano Agapion, Ryan Creamer
5. Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
April 6, 2020
5 min
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Guest Stars:
Raphael Chestang, Grant O'Brien, Camirin Farmer, Zac Oyama
6. BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
April 27, 2020
5 min
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Guest Stars:
Rekha Shankar, Elaine Carroll, Ally Beardsley, Shukri R. Abdi
7. News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
March 30, 2020
4 min
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Guest Stars:
Mike Trapp, Laci Mosley, Ryan Creamer, Ally Beardsley
8. Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
April 13, 2020
4 min
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
Guest Stars:
Shukri R. Abdi, Ally Beardsley, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Ryan Creamer
9. A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
April 20, 2020
6 min
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Guest Stars:
Katie Marovitch, Mike Trapp, Rekha Shankar, Brennan Lee Mulligan
10. U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
May 4, 2020
5 min
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Guest Stars:
Camirin Farmer, Tao Yang, Raphael Chestang, Brennan Lee Mulligan
11. Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
May 11, 2020
8 min
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Guest Stars:
Lily Du, Mano Agapion, Carolyn Page, Katie Marovitch
12. Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
May 18, 2020
8 min
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Guest Stars:
Amy Vorpahl, Mike Trapp, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Rekha Shankar
13. God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
May 25, 2020
5 min
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Guest Stars:
Raphael Chestang, Ashleigh Crystal Hairston, Carolyn Page, Tao Yang
14. My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
June 1, 2020
4 min
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Guest Stars:
Grant O'Brien, Erika Ishii, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Kellen Schneider
15. Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
June 22, 2020
7 min
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Guest Stars:
Kellen Schneider, Zac Oyama, Tao Yang, Katie Marovitch
16. Good Morning, River View High!
June 8, 2020
4 min
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Guest Stars:
Mike Trapp, Becca Scott, Ryan Creamer, Tao Yang
17. Welcome to Bug News
June 15, 2020
4 min
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Guest Stars:
Laci Mosley, Rekha Shankar, Ally Beardsley, Elaine Carroll
18. Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
June 29, 2020
7 min
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Guest Stars:
Mike Trapp, Ally Beardsley, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Zac Oyama
19. I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
July 6, 2020
4 min
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Guest Stars:
Grant O'Brien, Kellen Schneider, Zac Oyama, Rekha Shankar
20. Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
July 13, 2020
8 min
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
Guest Stars:
Brennan Lee Mulligan, Rekha Shankar, Amy Vorpahl, Ally Beardsley
21. All Hail Cello Chigglers!
July 27, 2020
4 min
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Guest Stars:
Raphael Chestang, Katie Marovitch, Patrick McDonald, Lily Du
22. Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
August 3, 2020
7 min
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
Guest Stars:
Ryan Creamer, Amy Vorpahl, Lily Du, Tao Yang
23. True Confessions of Real Newscasters
August 10, 2020
5 min
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Guest Stars:
Rekha Shankar, Becca Scott, Katie Marovitch, Grant O'Brien
24. Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
August 17, 2020
7 min
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Guest Stars:
Kellen Schneider, Ryan Creamer, Zac Oyama, Ally Beardsley
