Episodes
1. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
September 9, 2019
6 min
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Guest Stars:
Brennan Lee Mulligan, Erika Ishii, Mike Trapp, Amy Vorpahl
2. Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
September 9, 2019
3 min
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Guest Stars:
Jessica Ross, John Milhiser, Katie Marovitch, Tao Yang
3. Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
October 14, 2019
5 min
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
Guest Stars:
Mike Trapp, Jessica Ross, Shukri R. Abdi, Tao Yang
4. You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
October 21, 2019
5 min
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Guest Stars:
Brian Huskey, Raphael Chestang, Tao Yang, Katie Marovitch
5. Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
October 28, 2019
6 min
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Guest Stars:
Lauren Lapkus, Mary Holland, Mike Trapp, Rekha Shankar
6. Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
November 4, 2019
4 min
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Guest Stars:
Patrick McDonald, Katie Marovitch, Lily Du, Jessica Clemons
7. On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
November 11, 2019
7 min
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Guest Stars:
Jessica Ross, Mano Agapion, Raphael Chestang, Mike Trapp, Mary Holland
8. Man Turns Home into Home Depot
November 18, 2019
4 min
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Guest Stars:
Raphael Chestang, Katie Marovitch, Vic Michaelis, Rekha Shankar
9. "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
November 25, 2019
5 min
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Guest Stars:
Grant O'Brien, Mary Holland, Tao Yang, Rekha Shankar
10. Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
December 2, 2019
5 min
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Guest Stars:
Mike Trapp, Raphael Chestang, Katie Marovitch, Rekha Shankar, Lauren Lapkus
11. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
December 9, 2019
5 min
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Guest Stars:
Rekha Shankar, Raphael Chestang, Katie Marovitch, Lily Du, Tao Yang
12. Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
December 16, 2019
5 min
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Guest Stars:
Caldwell Tanner, Ryan Creamer, Paul Robalino, Mike Trapp
13. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
December 23, 2019
5 min
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
Guest Stars:
Ele Woods, Katie Marovitch, David Kerns, Tao Yang
14. One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
December 30, 2019
4 min
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
Guest Stars:
Tao Yang, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Katie Marovitch, Grant O'Brien
15. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
January 6, 2020
9 min
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Guest Stars:
Brennan Lee Mulligan, Lily Du, Tao Yang, Grant O'Brien
16. Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
January 6, 2020
5 min
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Guest Stars:
Jeffery Self, Grant O'Brien, Katie Marovitch, Lily Du
17. Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
January 13, 2020
5 min
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Guest Stars:
Andy Bustillos, Lily Du, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Tao Yang
18. Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
January 20, 2020
5 min
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Guest Stars:
Kimia Behpoornia, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Tao Yang, Katie Marovitch
19. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
January 27, 2020
8 min
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Guest Stars:
Sam Reich, Elaine Carroll, Kellen Schneider, Brennan Lee Mulligan
20. Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
February 3, 2020
4 min
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Guest Stars:
Jon Gabrus, Tao Yang, Lily Du, Brennan Lee Mulligan
21. Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
February 10, 2020
6 min
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Guest Stars:
Siobhan Thompson, Katie Marovitch, Mike Trapp, Tao Yang
22. Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
February 17, 2020
5 min
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Guest Stars:
Grant O'Brien, David Kerns, Katie Marovitch, Brennan Lee Mulligan
