Season 3

You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.

Digimon are not the champions.

He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.

A true warrior fears no beep.

I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.

He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.

Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.

You've probably heard of him.

You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.

Sportsmanship is for losers.

Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.

Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.

All is fair in love and puzzles.

They've got everything you need forever and ever.

His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.

Player 1's best friend.

Objects may not be as scary as they appear.

His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.

In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.

If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.

A potion would have been far more tasteful.

They could have at least sent X-Factor.

The government is cool, but rude.

You say tomato, I say tomana.

His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.

Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.

Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.

Mario doesn't like getting played.

Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.

Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.

An adventure 16 bits in the making...

Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.

Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.

She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.

Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.

You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.

The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.

He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.

Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.

The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.

He’s stretching the truth.

It’s dangerous to not take these deals.

It takes a true champion to raise a child.

These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.

Small talk is NOT radical.

Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.

This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.

He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.

He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).

A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.

A bedtime story for the next three days.

The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.

He’s armed and dangerous.

If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.

His movie-going experience must be more severe.

She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.

You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.

He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).

Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.

Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.

He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.

He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).

He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.

It's not delivery, it's destiny.

A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.

The man of steel needs to look out.

It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.

Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.

Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.

It's the beginning of the happy ending.

His sins are coming back to haunt him.

You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.

A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.

Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.

Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.

It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.

Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.

Magikarp never forgets.

Save the vermin, ruin the world.

Some machines were meant to stay hidden.

If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.

Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.

No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.

Prepare for trouble, make it single.