Episodes
3. Mortal Kombat Friendship
January 14, 2011
The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
5. The Mario Bros. Go Halfsies
January 18, 2011
Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
11. Angry Birds Friendship
February 8, 2011
Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.
12. Sonic's Gambling Problem
February 11, 2011
What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
13. Resident Evil Roommate
February 14, 2011
This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.
14. Crashing the Silent Protagonist Party
February 15, 2011
He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.
15. White Mage Dad is Racist
February 22, 2011
Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
18. Rejected Sega Intros
March 1, 2011
He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
19. Everybody Hates Crono
March 8, 2011
They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
21. Cammy's Dad (Street Fighter)
March 15, 2011
If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.
22. Chargin' Chuck Gets Picked Last
March 16, 2011
He's game ready. And really, really desperate.
23. The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon
March 21, 2011
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
25. Final Fantasy Cover Bard
March 29, 2011
We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.
26. The Mushroom King
April 1, 2011
"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.
29. Doodle Jump Fall
April 12, 2011
The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.
32. Mario's Horrifying Discovery
April 20, 2011
What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.
33. Rampage Apology
April 25, 2011
Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.
34. Mario With A Portal Gun
April 26, 2011
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
35. Ecco's Friends Are Stupid Dolphins
May 4, 2011
They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
36. Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down
May 10, 2011
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
37. Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party
May 12, 2011
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
38. Noob Saibot is a Noob
May 16, 2011
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
41. Mario Goes Down The Wrong Pipe
May 24, 2011
No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
43. Captain America Uses Drugs
June 2, 2011
He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
45. The Diablo Townspeople Should Move
June 10, 2011
You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.
46. Kung Lao's Hat is Dull
June 14, 2011
The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
47. Mario Meets With His Agent
June 15, 2011
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
48. Sim City Monster Hates Your City
June 20, 2011
I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
49. Contra Henchman Strategy
June 22, 2011
They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
50. Mario Dumps Pauline
June 27, 2011
"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.
53. Link to the Past with a Portal Gun
July 11, 2011
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
54. Sonic Meets With His Agent
July 12, 2011
The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
58. Koopa Troopa Does Stand-up Comedy
August 2, 2011
Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.
59. Samus Meets With Her Agent
August 10, 2011
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
62. Dr. Light's Gift to Mega Man X
August 16, 2011
It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.
64. Chill Penguin is Chill
August 24, 2011
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
65. Tifa Embarrasses Barret
September 2, 2011
It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.
68. Mega Man X Charges Too Much
September 12, 2011
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
69. Judgmental Mortal Kombat
September 13, 2011
Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.
70. A Boy and his Blob Reunion
September 23, 2011
You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.
72. Captain Falcon Can't Get Insurance
September 26, 2011
That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.
80. Mario is a Furry
October 25, 2011
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
81. The Frogger Menace
November 2, 2011
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.
83. Vision Wants to be in the Avengers Movie
November 8, 2011
You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.
87. Mario Responds to PETA
November 23, 2011
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
89. Gordon Freeman Meets With His Agent
November 28, 2011
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.
95. The Night Before Mario's Christmas
December 19, 2011
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.