Episodes
1. Asbestos I Can
September 11, 2011
11 min
Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.
Guest Stars:
T-Pain, Kevin Gillespie
2. Class of '86
September 18, 2011
11 min
The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.
3. Velvet Messiah
September 25, 2011
11 min
Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.
4. Big E
October 2, 2011
11 min
Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.
5. Keeping It in the Family Way
October 9, 2011
11 min
Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.
Guest Stars:
Elizabeth Cook
6. Snow Daddy
October 16, 2011
11 min
Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.
Guest Stars:
George Robinson
7. Ballmart
October 23, 2011
11 min
Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.
9. The Return of Gaga Pee Pap
November 6, 2011
11 min
A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.
Guest Stars:
Jesco White
