Episodes
1. Webnecks
January 20, 2008
11 min
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
2. Beast Implants
January 27, 2008
11 min
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
4. Wing Nut
February 10, 2008
11 min
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
5. Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
February 17, 2008
11 min
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
6. Earth Worst
February 24, 2008
11 min
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
7. The Good One
March 2, 2008
11 min
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
8. Sharif
March 9, 2008
11 min
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
9. Condition: Demolition!
March 16, 2008
11 min
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
Guest Stars:
Eric Butterbean Esch
10. The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
March 23, 2008
11 min
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
11. The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
April 6, 2008
11 min
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
12. Tuscaloosa Dumpling
April 13, 2008
11 min
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
14. Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
April 27, 2008
11 min
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
15. Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
May 4, 2008
11 min
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
16. An Officer and a Dental Dam
May 11, 2008
11 min
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
17. The Okaleechee Dam Jam
May 18, 2008
11 min
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
Guest Stars:
David Allan Coe
18. Pile M for Murder
May 25, 2008
11 min
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
19. Mud Days and Cornfused
June 1, 2008
11 min
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
Guest Stars:
Billy Joe Shaver
