Episodes
1. Sleepless in Beverly Hills
9.0
January 17, 2005
Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause. Jack gets a tattoo of a cross on his chest, but Ozzy and Sharon do not like it.
2. Have Ozz Will Travel (1)
9.0
January 24, 2005
Vacation planning turns into a battle of vetoes as Sharon rejects Fiji for sub-par hotels and Ozzy shoots down a string of other destinations. Sharon finally settles on Hawaii, though Ozzy’s still not sold. Meanwhile, Kelly auditions for a major TV pilot role.
3. Hawaii Five Ozz (2)
7.0
January 31, 2005
Ozzy starts the family vacation in a miserable mood, but perks up after a trip to a battleship memorial and a private luau. Meanwhile, Jack’s friends tag along and manage to embarrass him at every turn.
Guest Stars:
Duane 'Dog' Chapman, Jason Mewes, Mick Page
4. Kelly Interrupted
9.0
February 7, 2005
Kelly riles Sharon up with a new lip ring, but bigger troubles surface when Ozzy and Jack suspect her mood swings and constant illnesses are drug-related, a theory Sharon refuses to entertain
5. 28 Days Later
8.0
February 14, 2005
Kelly struggles to settle int rehab, constantly calling home asking for things and talking about quitting. Jack urges her to stick it out, while celebrating both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Kelly’s return home sparks fights over curfews and house rules, with Sharon in the firing line.
6. Charity Case
9.0
February 21, 2005
Sharon and Kelly plan a charity trip to Kenya, but Ozzy’s convinced they’ll come home with malaria, or not at all. The family gets a visit from Sir Elton John before heading to a Covenant House auction, where Sharon picks up an award and Kelly unexpectedly jumps in on the bidding.
7. Number One Fan
7.0
February 28, 2005
When a 25-year-old fan wins a charity auction to spend the day with Sharon, her generosity moves Sharon to invite her for n overnight stay at the Osbourne house. Meanwhile, Jack swaps the fast lane for online traffic school after a speeding ticket.
Guest Stars:
Laura Gwiazdon
8. Lozt in Translation
9.0
March 7, 2005
The Osbournes head to Japan, where Ozzy picks up the Legend Award at the VMAs and Kelly squeezes in a string of appearances. Meanwhile, Osbourne staff member Sam reunites with long-lost relatives, relying on a translator to bridge the years and language barrier.
9. The Show Must Go Off!
8.0
March 14, 2005
As Sharon’s talk show wraps its final episodes, she battles her bosses to the bitter end, by arriving late on purpose and demanding cash upfront. Meanwhile, Kelly takes it personally when Sharon keeps knocking her wardrobe.
Guest Stars:
Anna Nicole Smith
