Episodes
1. There Goes the Neighborhood
7.0
March 5, 2002
22 min
Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.
Guest Stars:
Jay Leno, Jason Charles Miller, Conan O'Brien
2. Bark at the Moon
8.0
March 12, 2002
22 min
The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola.
Guest Stars:
Elijah Wood, Hannah Wood
3. For the Record
7.0
March 19, 2002
22 min
Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.
Guest Stars:
Adam Carolla, Conan O'Brien, Jeffrey Stackhouse
4. Won't You Be My Neighbor?
8.0
March 26, 2002
22 min
The Osbournes go to war with their next-door neighbors, whose late-night music habits push the family to the brink.
5. Tour of Duty
7.0
April 2, 2002
22 min
As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.
6. Trouble in Paradise
7.0
April 9, 2002
22 min
After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.
Guest Stars:
Larry A. Burns Jr., Aimee Osbourne
7. Get Stuffed
8.0
April 16, 2002
22 min
After a miserable Thanksgiving, Ozzy is fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone.
Guest Stars:
Hannah Wood, Aimee Osbourne, Ted Levine, Melinda Varga
8. No Vagrancy
8.0
April 23, 2002
22 min
Jack invites his lazy skater friend Jason Dill to stay at the house, much to Ozzy and Sharon's dismay.
Guest Stars:
Aimee Osbourne, Jason Dill
9. A Very Ozzy Christmas
8.0
April 30, 2002
22 min
As Christmas nears, Sharon indulges in a New York shopping spree while touring with Ozzy and Jack, only to learn their security guard Michael has been arrested for robbing the neighbors.
Guest Stars:
Jessica Osbourne, Louis John Osbourne
