Episodes
1. Episode #801
September 14, 2002
60 min
What's on TV The Anna Nicole Show Vin Diesel Movie Trailer Jenny Jones - Lazy Son All-Star American Idol Ted Koppel with Kelly Clarkson Iverson Podiatrist HBO Box Set
Guest Stars:
Brian Dunkleman, Randy Jackson
2. Episode #802
September 21, 2002
60 min
The Kopples Part 1 The Kopples Part 2 Social Studies Project-Racism America At War Seven buddy Cops World's Queeniest Police Chases Sprint PCS Dr. Kylie Johnson Oprah
Guest Stars:
Jay Mohr, Mark Hoppus, Zaina Juliette
3. Episode #803
September 28, 2002
60 min
Hot Up Here Jackie Chan Stuart Piano Lesson Public Schoolhouse Rock: Fatty MADtv at the Emmys 50's Diner Glamazon Huntress Dos Detention Insomnia
Guest Stars:
Oprah Winfrey, Dulé Hill, Don Cheadle, Bradley Whitford, Mathew St. Patrick
4. Episode #804
November 2, 2002
60 min
Gangsta Lover A Wedding Story Chocolate Covered Peanuts Halftime Pep Talk Jump rope ""Bankruptcy,"" ""Palestine/Israel,"" ""Air Security"" Great Debate Tony Hawk Meets Anna Nicole Real Man Talk Bible Dude Performance by Xzibit
Guest Stars:
Tony Hawk
5. Episode #805
November 9, 2002
60 min
Reality Show Cameras ""Translation"" Shakira Video Bambi Threesome Madden Popcorn Commercial Ms. Campbell: Fast Food Lawsuit Wayne Brady Show: Ja Rule Wal Mart Price Slashing Crossing Over with John Edwards Earl Scheib's Body Shop Police Special Shaggy performs ""Strength of a Woman"" Close-Bobby and the Audience
Guest Stars:
Erica Hubbard, Ja Rule, Bryan Cranston
6. Episode #806
November 16, 2002
60 min
Hidin' In My Closet Lorraine at College Dr. Phil - On Today's Show Center of the Earth Hey Joe Commercial 60 Minutes Birthday Party Spears on Sports Performance by the Strokes
7. Episode #807
November 23, 2002
60 min
Marvin Tikvah - Father and Son Jack and Kelly Osbourne Open New From McDonalds Indiana University CHiPs 2002 - The New Sarge 7th Heaven with the Osbournes Die Another Day Premiere Stuart's Bright Shiny Lucky Day Pet Peeves Performance by Kelly Osbourne
Guest Stars:
Halle Berry, Michael Madsen, Venus Williams, Kelly Osbourne, Kenny G
8. Episode #808
December 7, 2002
60 min
More Price Is Right The Real Bachelor Reality Check Takes Flight Snow White's Return Just for Lesbians Cloret at the Juice Bar Smarty Pants Challenge with Sum 41 Average Asian Sum 41 performs ""Still Waiting""
9. Episode #809
December 14, 2002
60 min
Like I Am You Lords of the Bling II Sears Portrait Studio Trina - Job Interview Jump Rope ""Terror Alert"" Kappa for a Day O'Reilly Segment Laker Girl Bunifa Divine Dot Performance by Puddle of Mudd
Guest Stars:
Erica Hubbard
10. Episode #810
December 21, 2002
60 min
Christmas Tree Commercial Whitney & Bobby's Christmas How Winona Stole Christmas Santa's Helper April's Christmas Lorraine Goes Shopping Bible Dude Christmas Holiday Party Bon Jovi performs ""Bounce""
11. Episode #811
January 18, 2003
60 min
Celebrity New Year's Resolutions (Madden, Shaq, Madonna) Oprah's Cash Giveaway Real ***********' News Family Gathering Jenny Jones Again Encore - 70's Health Film Queens of the Stone Age perform ""No One Knows"" Queens of the Stone Age perform ""Go With the Flow""
Guest Stars:
Tommy Davidson
12. Episode #812
January 25, 2003
60 min
Cruise Hey, It's Ovens For Kids Baby Jogger Glamazon Huntress Tres Vegas Calling Self-Defense Q.V.C Encore - Wizard of Oz: The Lost Footage Jerry O'Connell and Anthony Anderson in ""The Cure"" Jump Rope: Cell Phones
Guest Stars:
Jillian Warry Barberie, Anthony Anderson
13. Episode #813
February 1, 2003
60 min
Hooked on Phonics Dating Game Love Me Better Bunifa Trading Spaces Boys Gone Wild Connie Chung Tonight Dr. Kylie - Butt Seriously (Colonoscopy) Jamie Kennedy in ""Another Dispute"" Encore - Price is Lorright Nelly Performs ""Air Force Ones""
Guest Stars:
Murphy Lee, Nelly
14. Episode #814
February 8, 2003
60 min
People's Court: Fightin' Ron vs. Marvin Tikvah Joe Millionaire Sorority Row - Kappa Games Dubble Yoo and Wile E. Hussein Mondays on CBS Reality Check - On The March Spishak Excuses '98 Shaq Time Drama Queen Gets Mugged Encore - Politically Incorrect Marraige
15. Episode #815
February 15, 2003
60 min
Virginal Mofaz - Marital Breakdown Brought to You By Happy V.D. Chuckie Brown Joe Millionaire and MAD Girls Bill O'Reilly Daredevil Premiere Book Talk Dot Valentine Encore - Trina's Valentine
Guest Stars:
Stan Lee, Kelly Hu, Jon Favreau, Ben Affleck, Morgan Flynn
16. Episode #816
February 22, 2003
60 min
Look Who's Talking Angela's Canadian Cousin Ryan Seacrest intros Music Video Countdown Stuart and Doreen at a Restaurant Hidin' In My Closet Andy Dick as Daphne Aguilera A Little Pill Called Ecstacy Lady MADtv Piano Player The Greatest Supergrass performs ""Rush Hour Soul""
17. Episode #817
March 8, 2003
60 min
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb CSI Hidden Video Queen of Queens Commercials From Around the World Jump Rope: Video Games Sunny Side of Saddam Presidential Physical Fitness Home for the Weekend Encore - Birdsitter t.A.T.u performs ""All the Things She Said""
18. Episode #818
March 15, 2003
60 min
Michael Jackson gets a Reality Check Sorority Row: House Helpers The Other Half Swirly Time All-New Grand Theft Auto Entertainment Tonight Tonight Show with Eric Idle Encore - Lords of the Bling
Guest Stars:
Jason Earles, Eric Idle
19. Episode #819
March 22, 2003
60 min
Connie Chung Oscar Show Nominated Actress Movie Trailer Mrs. Campbell: Hospital Just Made In Ten Days Real Oscar Talk II with Tommy Davidson and Fred Willard Rusty's Student Film The Al Pacino Experiement Woody Allen's Teen Sex Comedy Encore - Rick's New Friends with Queen Latifah
Guest Stars:
Tommy Davidson
20. Episode #820
April 5, 2003
60 min
Man vs. Beast Mariah Video: I'm Not Insane Jenny Jones: Reunited Why Women Leave Johnny Woo's Nightline Drawing with Jerry Mary Tyler Moore 2003 Prom Dress Encore - Second Hand Lorraine OK Go performs ""Get Over It""
21. Episode #821
April 12, 2003
60 min
Dr. Phil Makes a House Call Anna Nicole #1 Mickey: Bank Robbery News Interview Anna Nicole #2 Commercial Parody Winner #1: Spishak: Hey It's Ovens for Kids (#812) Vera Magnus the Psychic Lady Anna Nicole #3 Commercial Parody Winner #2: John Madden: The Quick-Pop Popcorn Popper (#805) Mr Folger: Poetry Group Anna Nicole #4 Commercial Parody Winner #3: Ecstacy Anxiety Medication (#816) Folksmen performs ""Blood On the Coal"" & ""Start Me Up"" Cloret meets Countess Vaughn Show Close: Anna Nicole
Guest Stars:
Countess Vaughn
22. Episode #822
April 26, 2003
60 min
Maximen Oprah Golf Neverending Sketch This N That With Rusty Stardates Encore- Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man The Honeymooners Godsmack performs Closing - Mo
Guest Stars:
Jordan Black
23. Episode #823
May 3, 2003
60 min
Career Commercial Public Schoolhouse Rock: Substitute Teacher Garage Sale Stuart Visits His Father Drama Queen - Inside the Actor's Studio Missy Elliot Performs Brother Lucy Encore - Whitney Screws Up The Classics
Guest Stars:
Missy Elliott
24. Episode #824
May 10, 2003
60 min
Mime Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man 7 Buddy Cops Sunday Morning Store Spears on Sports The Schnitzer Family Two Cops Encore- Ms. Campbell 7 Buddy Cops Close
Guest Stars:
Tom Arnold
