Episodes
1. Episode #501
September 25, 1999
60 min
Show Open-Extravaganza Blair Witch Report Tee Hee Hee Shirts Pretty White Kids with Problems PWKWP Video (w/Lisa Loeb) Stuart's Wishing Well Making the Video: Britney Spears MAD at the Emmys Tae-Bo: The Movie Good News Show Close-Extravaganza
Guest Stars:
John Mahoney, Lisa Loeb, Camryn Manheim, Jane Krakowski, Calista Flockhart
2. Episode #502
October 2, 1999
60 min
Show Open-Mo with Promos The Tenors The Pepsi Sense Lida & Melina meet Ricky Martin A Lesson from Kosovo Hollywood Squares Swan Going Home Musical Guest: Busta Rhymes MAD Classic: Little Hassan Taylor Spy vs. Spy-Cactus Show Close-Phil
Guest Stars:
Eliana Alexander
3. Episode #503
October 9, 1999
60 min
Show Open-Rick No Blacks on the TV Screen Politically Incorrect Slap Happy Stick Chicks Star Wars '99 Misadventure Father & Son Competition Bunifa at the Mall MAD Classic: CLOPS III Spy vs. Spy-Air Attack Show Close-Michael
4. Episode #504
October 16, 1999
60 min
Show Open-Jesse Ventura Scared Straight Meet Hoppy Potty Rusty, Peer Counselor Party All the Time Kenny's New Show Hillary's Listening Tour Jack MAD Classic:Cat Woman Show Close-Alex
5. Episode #505
October 23, 1999
60 min
Show Open-Nicole, Will, Aries The Amazing Mr. Heston DJ Kid Sasso Bumper #1 Melina & Lida Beauty Pageant DJ Kid Sasso Bumper #2 Sasso Gets His Job Back Steven Seagal meets the Dalai Lama Mickey's Fear of Flying PWKWP II Lenny MAD Classic: Riggs & Murtaugh (319) Show Close-Pat
6. Episode #506
October 30, 1999
60 min
Show Open-Mickey The Today Show Illeana Douglas Runner #1 Vancome Halloween Illeana Douglas Runner #2 Hoppy Potty Video Richard Simmons' DreamMaker Illeana Douglas Runner #3 Illeana Douglas Runner #4 Lenny Kravitz Storytellers Illeana Douglas Runner #5 Illeana Douglas Runner #6 Show Close-Aries
Guest Stars:
Illeana Douglas
7. The 100th Episode
November 6, 1999
60 min
Show Open-100th Episode I Love Lucy-The Revenge MAD Clip #1- Cabana Chat-Pool Boy MAD Clip #2- OJ Bloopers Swan-Airplane MAD Clip #3- Greatest Action Story Ever Told Blue Heat MAD Clip #4- Klumps Stuart at the Zoo MAD Clip #5- Vancome Santa MAD Clip #6- Lex Jackson FANatic-Nicole Sullivan MAD Clip #7- My White Momma Bush performance 100th Close-Full Cast
Guest Stars:
Martin Short, Soren Fulton
8. Episode #508
November 13, 1999
60 min
Fight Like A Girl Club Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #1 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #2 Reality Check Reading Caboose UBS-Mitch Pileggi Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #3 Wedding Night Inside the Actor's Studio-Andie MacDowell Babewatch Clip Artie Lange Show Close-Will
Guest Stars:
Dean Collins
9. Episode #509
November 20, 1999
60 min
Show Open-Lida & Melina G Thang Thanksgiving and the Heater's Broke Will & Alex: Bond Premiere Dolemite vs. Blackbelt Jones You are the One that I Love Antonia Pottery MADClassic-Bris-O-Tine (412) Show Close-Nicole
Guest Stars:
Rene Russo, Desmond Llewelyn, Rodney Dangerfield, Pierce Brosnan, Laurence Fishburne
10. Episode #510
November 27, 1999
60 min
Show Open-Aries Tinsel Talk Lida & Melina meet Ricky Martial Law Devon's Creek Gap Troll Trainee Buenas Dias, San Diego Hospital Scene Show Close-Nelson
11. Episode #511
December 11, 1999
60 min
Show Open-X-mas Swandie I Saw Santa Claus Mariah Misadventure Rooftop Memories Darlene McBride's X-mas Album Martin Lawrence's Brushes with Death 4 Stuart X-mas with Deborah Harry Blondie Performance Alison, the Musical Show Close- X-mas Swan & Blondie
Guest Stars:
Debbie Harry, Kyle Pepi, Ryan Pepi
12. Episode #512
January 8, 2000
60 min
Show Open- Steven Seagal Nicky Malone, Teenage President Reality Check II Monica Lewinsky Handbags Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #1 Second Hand Lorraine The 3 Tenors and 98 Degrees Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #2 Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #3 Literally CLOPS V Don Martin-Fat Freak (107) Show Close- Phil
Guest Stars:
Vitamin C, DMX, Oscar de la Hoya
13. Episode #513
January 15, 2000
60 min
Show Open-Etheridge and Crosby Mambo #6 Angela's Ashes, the Game! Smith Comma John #1 Marvin Tikvah at Yoga Grease Spoof Smith Comma John #2 INT- Car Night Smith Comma John #3 Mistake of Your Life Shorty Holding the Baby T.I.T. MADClassic-Honeydipper Dan (420) Frieda O'Keefe Show Close-Debra & Brooke
14. Episode #514
January 29, 2000
60 min
Show Open- Jesse Jackson Blind Date Rocket Revengers in Excitocolor Hatman Williams Stick Chicks III Captain Kirk Show Reading Caboose III (Tim Robbins) Good Job MADClassic- Vista Card Militia (113) Show Close- Debra
Guest Stars:
Dean Collins, Tim Robbins
15. Episode #515
February 5, 2000
60 min
Show Open- Lorraine Being James Brown Lida & Melina Wedding Sniggers #1 Will's Little Sister Video Sniggers #2 Swan Homecoming Sniggers #3 Bunifa's Driving Test Third Eye Blind Performance Funky Walker-Carmen Electra Show Close- Mo
Guest Stars:
Mark Hamill
16. Episode #516
February 12, 2000
60 min
Regis Runner #1 Reality Check III Regis Runner #2 Reading Caboose II (David James Elliott) Regis Runner #3 Who Wants to be the President? Regis Runner #4 Stuart at the Pet Shop Mannequin Manslaughter Q-Tip Performance The Kiss Show Close-Aries
Guest Stars:
Q-Tip, Regis Philbin, David James Elliott
17. Episode #517
February 19, 2000
60 min
Show Open-Seth Green The Syndrome Rusty at a Bar Brightling Greetings Disney Singles Dolemite Returns Earth, Wind, & Fire Performance Show Close-Michael
Guest Stars:
Tyra Banks
18. Episode #518
February 26, 2000
60 min
Malcolm X in the Middle Paul Timberman's Unitool 2000 Lorraine All You Can Eat Law & Order Bar Fightin' Swan Taxi ""Maybe Someday,"" The Cure Touched by an Atheist Close- ""Inbetween Days,"" The Cure
Guest Stars:
Tony Shalhoub, George Carlin
19. Episode #519
March 18, 2000
60 min
One That I Love Spishak Home Theater Steven Segal Letterbox '00 Reality Check 5- Oscars Spice Girl Interrupted Wizard of Oz Lost Footage Elvis Planet of the Apes Master P's Theater Marc Anthony Performs ""You Sang to Me"" Patch Kevorkian Marc Anthony Performs ""I Need to Know""
Guest Stars:
Marc Anthony
20. Episode #520
April 8, 2000
60 min
Celine Dion Farewell Shatner's Sperm Bank Conversations With Elvis 1 Stick Chicks 2-Big Bang Conversations With Elvis 2 Mahir I Kiss You Conversations With Elvis 3 Phoney Phuneral Creed ""Higher"" Knight & Day Show Close w/ Mo & Nelson
21. Episode #521
April 15, 2000
60 min
We're Sending Up the List The Jewel Show Sleepover Antiques Road Show 1 Fanatic-Shania Twain Antiques Road Show 2 To My Sister Antiques Road Show 3 Alison-Musical Chairs Antonia Perfume Bunifa-Judge Joe Brown Show Close w/ Mo & Brooke
Guest Stars:
Joe Brown
22. Episode #522
April 29, 2000
60 min
Show Open w/ David Arquette The Soprano Family Feud Mickey in the Waiting Room Melina & Lida Big Boys Stuart at Mommy's Work Good Morning Boulder Power Friends Goo Goo Dolls ""Broadway"" Show Close w/ Will
Guest Stars:
Steve Borden, David Arquette
23. Episode #523
May 6, 2000
60 min
Show Open w/ Susan Sarandon Rusty 18th Bday Party 1 Rusty 18th Bday Party 2 Zapruder Home Movies Previously on Swan Swan the Conclusion Storytime w/ James Brown Susan Sarandon Tag Lay Down Lorraine Show Close w/ Alex
Guest Stars:
Susan Sarandon, Garry Marshall
24. Episode #524
May 13, 2000
60 min
Show Open-Will Hits Big Time Afro Puffs LaVerne & Shirley 2000 A. Spears Show-Shaloub Literally-Doing it Again Encore-Lick My Baby Back Behind (Making the Video) Catherine O'Hara Reading Caboose 4 w/ George Carlin Show Close w/ Will
Guest Stars:
Catherine O'Hara, Tony Shalhoub, George Carlin
25. Episode #525
May 20, 2000
60 min
Love Connection Paul's Crush Brightlings Greetings Bunifa vs. Katisha Thanksgiving Heaters Broke Martin Takes a Pitch No Blacks on TV Screen As the Ankle Turns Trina My Home Wizard of Oz Lost Clips Miss Sylvia School Nurse Antonia Guard P. Timberman Wondertool Show Close w/ Alex
Guest Stars:
Tyra Banks
