Episodes
1. A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
6.9
September 5, 1993
22 min
When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.
Guest Stars:
Clyde Drexler, Vlade Divac, Xavier McDaniel, Roy Fegan, Gerald Emerick
2. Hood 'n the Boyz
6.7
September 12, 1993
22 min
Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.
Guest Stars:
Matt Borlenghi, Debra Engle, Kimberly Paige, Alex Zonn, Skye Bassett
3. Proud to Be Your Bud
7.2
September 19, 1993
22 min
The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.
Guest Stars:
Michelle Nicholas
4. Luck of the Bundys
7.8
September 26, 1993
22 min
When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.
Guest Stars:
Dan Tullis Jr., Tom La Grua, Lee Arenberg, J.J. Johnston, Sean N. Sickner
5. Banking on Marcy
7.5
October 3, 1993
22 min
Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.
Guest Stars:
Beau Billingslea, Marilyn Kagan
6. No Chicken, No Check
7.4
October 10, 1993
22 min
Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.
Guest Stars:
Sean O'Bryan, Vaitiare Hirshon, Lou Bonacki
7. Take My Wife, Please
7.1
October 24, 1993
22 min
While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.
Guest Stars:
Patrika Darbo, Mindy Seeger, Joshua Boyd, Billi Gordon, Alex Briley
8. Scared Single
7.2
November 7, 1993
22 min
Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.
Guest Stars:
Hill Harper, John Bloom, Melissa Behr, Blair Valk, Mary-Pat Green
9. NO MA'AM
7.6
November 14, 1993
22 min
Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""
Guest Stars:
Dan Tullis Jr., Steve Susskind, E.E. Bell, Jerry Springer, John Mariano
10. Dances with Weezy
7.1
November 21, 1993
22 min
Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.
Guest Stars:
Dan Tullis Jr., Jillian Johns, Joe Namath, Johnny Bench, Ernie Banks
11. Change for a Buck
6.9
November 28, 1993
22 min
Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.
Guest Stars:
Cheech Marin, Dom DeLuise, Jeanine Jackson, Lenny Wolpe, Joshua Boyd
12. A Little Off the Top
7.1
December 12, 1993
22 min
Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.
Guest Stars:
Hill Harper, Ron Perkins, Mark Clayman, Terence Paul Winter, Don Maxwell
13. The Worst Noel
5.9
December 19, 1993
22 min
Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.
14. Sofa So Good
7.2
January 16, 1994
22 min
While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.
Guest Stars:
Larry Hankin, Mark Matheisen, Bryn Erin
15. Honey, I Blew Up Myself
7.5
January 23, 1994
22 min
Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.
Guest Stars:
Hill Harper, Tom Silardi, Winifred Freedman, Michael Lowry, Michael Anthony Vaccaro
16. How Green Was My Apple
6.3
February 6, 1994
22 min
A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.
Guest Stars:
Gary Coleman, Danny Bonaduce, Dave Madden, Joni Allen
17. Valentine's Day Massacre
7.5
February 13, 1994
22 min
Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.
Guest Stars:
Julie Condra, Avner Garbi, Jane Lynch, Paddi Edwards, Charles Bouvier
18. Get Outta Dodge
7.6
February 20, 1994
22 min
Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.
Guest Stars:
Dan Tullis Jr., Todd Susman, Stefanie Ridel, Richard Assad, Michael Hagiwara
19. Field of Screams
7.3
February 27, 1994
22 min
Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.
Guest Stars:
Hill Harper, Tiiu Leek, Julie Benz
20. The D'Arcy Files
7.1
March 20, 1994
22 min
Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.
Guest Stars:
Robert Mandan
21. Nooner or Later
7.6
April 10, 1994
22 min
Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.
Guest Stars:
Chi McBride, Christopher Douglas, Fergie, Peter Steinfeld, Helen Siff
22. Ride Scare
7.3
April 24, 1994
22 min
Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.
Guest Stars:
Sandra Taylor, Paul Eisenhauer, Jane Abbott, Shannon K. Dunn, Debra Christofferson
23. The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
6.9
May 1, 1994
22 min
Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.
Guest Stars:
Hill Harper, Dan Tullis Jr., E.E. Bell, Christopher Collins, Steve Susskind
24. Assault and Batteries
7.4
May 8, 1994
22 min
When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.
Guest Stars:
Cheech Marin, Jan Hoag, Jean Speegle Howard, Biff Yeager, Cynthia Frost
25. Al Goes Deep
7.3
May 15, 1994
22 min
Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.
Guest Stars:
Curnal Achilles Aulisio, Ron Pitts, Edward Blanchard, Marcia Del Mar
