Episodes
1. He Thought He Could
6.8
November 6, 1988
22 min
In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.
Guest Stars:
Lu Leonard, Edan Gross, Brandon Bluhm, Joseph Dammann
2. I'm Going to Sweatland
6.9
November 20, 1988
22 min
Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.
Guest Stars:
Nancy Skelton, Justine Lenore, Michelle Milantoni, Rawley Valverde, Ron Stein
3. Poke High
5.6
November 27, 1988
22 min
A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.
Guest Stars:
Beau Dremann, Cynthia Songé, Ria Pavia, Carey Eidel, Gregory White
4. The Camping Show
7.2
December 11, 1988
22 min
A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.
5. A Dump of My Own
7.2
January 8, 1989
22 min
Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.
6. Her Cups Runneth Over
7.5
January 15, 1989
22 min
Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.
Guest Stars:
April Jayne, Devin DeVasquez, Bill Smillie, Deron McBee, Lynne Austin
7. The Bald and the Beautiful
6.8
January 29, 1989
22 min
Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.
Guest Stars:
Graham Jarvis, Henry G. Sanders, Jim Maniaci, Therese Kablan, Kay Wolf
8. The Gypsy Cried
7.0
February 5, 1989
22 min
When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.
Guest Stars:
Carmen Zapata, F. William Parker, Barbara Alyn Woods, Steve Bean, Sandra Wild
9. Requiem for a Dead Barber
6.8
February 12, 1989
22 min
Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.
Guest Stars:
Charlie Spradling, Steve Susskind, Garrett Morris, Kenny Sacha, Stacey Alden
10. Eatin' Out
7.4
February 19, 1989
22 min
The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.
Guest Stars:
Michael Tulin, Clement von Franckenstein, Tom Tully, Mary Jo Kirwan, Dona Speir
11. My Mom, the Mom
5.8
February 26, 1989
22 min
Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.
Guest Stars:
Teri Ralston, Deborah Levin, Julie Condra, Teri Weigel
12. Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me
6.5
March 19, 1989
22 min
Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.
Guest Stars:
Bunny Summers, Sandy Helberg, Jesse Borrego
13. A Three Job, No Income Family
7.4
March 19, 1989
22 min
Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.
Guest Stars:
Teresa Ganzel, Pauly Shore, Christian Jacobs, Dylan Kussman
14. The Harder They Fall
7.2
March 26, 1989
22 min
Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.
Guest Stars:
Daniel Frishman
15. The House That Peg Lost
7.2
April 9, 1989
22 min
Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.
Guest Stars:
Allison Barron, Tracy Justrich, Jonathan Coogan, Kristin Pearcey, Laurie Shiers
16. Married... with Prom Queen (1)
6.8
April 23, 1989
22 min
Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.
17. Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)
7.2
April 30, 1989
22 min
Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?
18. The Dateless Amigo
7.0
May 7, 1989
22 min
Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.
Guest Stars:
Giovanni Ribisi, Stephen Dorff, Heather Hopper, Christy Taylor
19. The Computer Show
6.8
May 14, 1989
22 min
Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.
Guest Stars:
Nick Toth
20. Life's a Beach
6.3
May 21, 1989
22 min
When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.
Guest Stars:
Morgan Brittany, Candace Hutson, Brice Alan, Peter Steinfeld, Christi Allen
21. Here's Lookin' at You, Kid
6.9
May 21, 1989
22 min
When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.
Guest Stars:
LaRue Stanley, Shirley Prestia, Dolores Albin, Healy Cunningham, Luann Lee
