Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
Guest Stars:
Tom Arnold
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
Guest Stars:
Brian Kerwin
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
Guest Stars:
Alyson Hannigan
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
Guest Stars:
Brian Kerwin
Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
Guest Stars:
Glenn Quinn
Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
Guest Stars:
James Pickens Jr., Tom Arnold
Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
Guest Stars:
Tom Arnold, Stevie Sterling
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
Guest Stars:
Dann Florek
Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
Guest Stars:
Patrika Darbo
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
Guest Stars:
Estelle Parsons
Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
Guest Stars:
Ned Beatty
Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
Guest Stars:
Shelley Winters, Ned Beatty, Tom Arnold
Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
Guest Stars:
Timothy Carhart
Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
Guest Stars:
Jenny Beck, David Greenlee, Leonardo DiCaprio
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
Guest Stars:
Tobey Maguire, Judy Gold, Martin Mull, Bonnie Bramlett, Gracie Harrison
Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
Guest Stars:
Jack Blessing
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
Guest Stars:
David Lascher, Annie Abbott, Martin Mull, Bonnie Bramlett, Tristan Tait
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.
Guest Stars:
Glenn Quinn
The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
Guest Stars:
Danton Stone
Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
Guest Stars:
Tom Arnold
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
Guest Stars:
Michael Des Barres, Martin Mull, Bonnie Bramlett
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
Guest Stars:
Bonnie Bramlett, James Pickens Jr., Tom Arnold
25 Episodes