Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
Guest Stars:
Stephen Dorff, Natalie West
Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
Guest Stars:
Liz Georges
Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
Guest Stars:
Madge Sinclair, Charlayne Woodard, Natalie West
Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship
Guest Stars:
Kevin Dunn
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
Guest Stars:
Cleavant Derricks, Tom Arnold
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
Guest Stars:
Luke Edwards, Natalie West
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
Guest Stars:
Bert Parks, Rebecca Schull, Stephen Dorff, Charlayne Woodard, Natalie West
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
Guest Stars:
Ned Beatty, John Randolph, Ann Wedgeworth, Luke Edwards, Stephen Dorff
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
Guest Stars:
Troy Slaten, Natalie West
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
Guest Stars:
Tom Virtue, Liz Georges, Dabbs Greer, Jeff Garlin
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
Guest Stars:
Natalie West
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
Guest Stars:
DeeDee Rescher
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
Guest Stars:
Natalie West
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
Guest Stars:
Jay O. Sanders
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
Guest Stars:
Elizabeth Franz, Melora Walters, Debra Mooney, Natalie West, Lori Tan Chinn
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
Guest Stars:
Elizabeth Franz, Melora Walters, Debra Mooney, Natalie West, Lori Tan Chinn
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
Guest Stars:
Brian Kerwin
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
Guest Stars:
Brian Kerwin
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
Guest Stars:
Melora Walters, Debra Mooney, Natalie West, Stephen Root, Lori Tan Chinn
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
Guest Stars:
Joe Grifasi, Andi Chapman, Mark Lowenthal, Monty Hoffman, Rick Hall
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
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