Season 5

<I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, Racist TV, Diddy, Katie Couric; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan needs underpants, Kirsten Dunst’s sex stories, Brad Pitt marriage demands, 50 Cent gets arrested; Paul F. Tompkins Celebrity Defender: Paris Hilton drunk driving; In Case You Missed It: Weatherman freaks out over cockroach, paparazzi laugh at Jamiraqai, Martha Stewart licks David Letterman’s blood, Nicole Ritchie on Tyra, The Week in _itney: Britney, Whitney & Jitney; Best Week Ever: Little Richard.

<I>Grey’s Anatomy</I>, Fergie, Daytime Talk, TMX Elmo; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan actually hurt, Willie Nelson arrested, Jackie Chan admitted to doing porn (31 years ago) Courtney Love & Whitney Houston; <I>Greg Behrendt Show</I>; In Case You Missed It: Chicken Noodle Soup song, Barbie’s pooping dog, goofy composite sketch, <I>Wife Swap</I>: Pirates; This Week In Mario Lopez’s Ass; Best Week Ever: Arugula.

<I>Heroes</I>, <I>Desperate Housewives</I>, Janet Jackson, Oprah’s Road Trip, Screech’s Sex Tape; Sizzler: Tara Reid deflates, Miss Cleo is gay, Jessica Simpson’s rooster pendant; <I>Bratz Babyz the Movie</I>; In Case You Missed It: Chris Wallace interviews Bill Clinton, DJ Vindaloo, <I>Amazing Race</I>, Fox reporter Lisa Evers getting molested by a drunk, Drag queen mocks Beyonce’s video; Best Week Ever: Weird Al Yankovic

<I>Lost</I>, Mark Foley, Flavor Flav, Jerry Springer; Sizzler: Paris Hilton gets punched by Shanna Moakler, Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn break up, George Clooney’s fake dates, George Michael arrested; Secret Deodorant commercials; In Case You Missed It: DJ Vindaloo part II, Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth, Avril Lavigne, <I>Project Runway</I>; Defending Your iPod: Efram Ramirez, Best Week Ever: B-List Actors.

Next Level with Rob Huebel: Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Lickin Chicken Rings, Business Bib, Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog; Madonna Adopts, Sara Evans, Studio 60, Catch a Predator; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan & Brandon Davis, Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) & Eddie Murphy having a baby?, Meatloaf has sex with Slinky; The Singing Coach program; Project Runway winner; In Case You Missed It: Fat guy on Tyra, Disney Orgy, Martha Stewart Show: Babies in food costumes; Best Week Ever: Kevin Federline

Madonna, Kazakhstan, Rush Limbaugh, 24 Trailer; Pop Culture Mother Teresa Award for Self Sacrifice: Tara Reid on botched boob jobs; Sizzler: Snoop Dog boarded a plane with a baton, Kate Moss is pregnant, Tom Cruise & Katie Holms get date for a wedding, Chris Angel & Paris Hilton, Isaiah Washington apologizes; Jay-Z’s Show Me What You Got; Pop Culture Walt Disney Award for Safe Family Friendly Entertainment: Tara Reid on her new straight to download movie; In Case You Missed It: Justin Timberlake gets slapped with meat, Chevy Ad with Rosa Parks, Bully; Pop Culture Robert Frost Award for Excellence in Imagery & Diction: Tara Reid again; Best Week Ever: Alec Baldwin

Frangela talks about Oprah’s giveaway; Borat, Halloween, Reese and Ryan, Play 2 Win; Sizzler: Marcia Cross’s nude pics, Flavor Flav becomes a dad for the 7th time; Ugly Betty: Gay Justin; Separated at Birth?: Dakota Fanning & Chucky, Katie Holmes & Lonelygirl15, Madonna’s adopted son & his biological father; In Case You Missed It: OC premiere, Wisconsin political ad, Guiding Light character gets superpowers, Chevy Chase on Law & Order, John Kerry’s joke; Best Week Ever: Skeletons.

Paul F. Tompkins: Celebrity Defender: K-Fed Divorce; Britney Spears, <I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, <I>Desperate Housewives</I>, Gay Celebs; Sizzler: Matthew McConaughey turned down a threesome, Shanna Moakler’s divorce party, Denise Richards throws laptop; Mark Littell’s Nutty Buddy; Doug Benson: Pop Culture Bachelor; In Case You Missed It: Bank of America employee performs U2’s “One” with new lyrics, Fox News New York story on secret gay husbands, New York City Marathon announcers being jerks; Separated at Birth: Saddam Hussein & Mel Gibson, Rosie O’Donnell & Barf from <I>Spaceballs</I>, Joey Lawrence & Gay Justin; Best Week Ever: Too Much Information

Tomkat wedding, <I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, PS3, Shatner, OJ Simpson; Sizzler: Hillary Swank hit in the face, Kevin Federline claims to have a sex tape, Madonna plans to adopt a girl; <I>Borat</I> lawsuits; In Case You Missed It: Man vs Wild, Tom Cruise stares at hurt girl, Tyra Banks panty party, KT Tunstall’s “Suddenly I See” in every show; Best Week Ever: Déjà vu.

Britney and Paris, Michael Richards, Pam & Kid Rock, Holiday Gifts; Sizzler: Sienna Miller buys handcuffs, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg arrested, Kevin Federline’s affair with a porn star; Michael Richards Fall Apology Tour 2006; In Case You Missed It: Heidi Klum’s holiday video, Bachelor Rome, Cheyenne’s lip synching, Danny DeVito on the View, remote control turns 50; Best Week Ever: Nintendo Wii

Million Dollar Babies, Deride & Conquer (<I>Borat</I>) Mel-O-Drama; Doug Benson: Pop Culture Bachelor: Fergie, Clay Aiken, Maury Povich, Leslie Nielsen, Vincent from <I>Project Runway</I>; Best Year Ever Nominee #1: Junk; Clicker Shock, In Case You Missed It: Little Superstar, Paris Hilton; Best Year Ever Nominee #2: Tim Gunn; What happened the week Tom Cruise got married; Update: Matthew McConaughey’s Shirt; Creepshow (Pedophile fever) In Case You Missed it: <I>Flavor of Love</I>, Guy Goma, Halloween on the <I>Today Show</I>, Best Year Ever Nominee #3: Oprah’s Friends; Update on McConaughey’s shirt; Mac & PC; Katie Couric & <I>the View</I>; In Case You Missed It: Matt Lauer & Al Roker bobsled, the World Cup, TMX Elmo; Paul F Tompkins: Celebrity Divorce Attorney: Heather Mills, Kevin Federline, Houston vs Brown; Anderson vs Rock, Witherspoon vs Phillipe, Navaro vs Electra, Swank vs Lowe; Best Year Ever Nominee #4: David Hasselhoff; When Politicians Attack!; In Case You Missed It: Weatherman scared of cockroach, Chris Angel pulls a woman in half, Isaac Mizrahi; Best Year Ever Nominee #5: Kevin Federline; Best Year Ever: Junk

American Idol, Britney Spears, Golden Globes, Pop Culture Bachelor: Armed & Famous, All My Children, Gwen Stefani, Steve Jobs, Tigger; Sizzler: Isaiah Washington, Lindsay Lohan enters rehab, Whitney Houston, Zach Braff; Holy Crap TV: 24; In Case You Missed It: I Love New York, Leo Sayer walks off Big Brother, Ryan Seacrest tries to gossip, Orville Redenbacher returns from the grave, the View; Best Week Ever: Bindi Irwin.

Are you homophobic?; Paris exposed, Lindsay Lohan, <I>American Idol</I>, Oscar nominations; Sizzler: Rachel Ray criticized Oprah?, Resturant industry complaining about K-Fed’s commercial, Brad Pitt gets career advice from a stripper; LaToya Jackson: Reality Superstar; In Case You Missed It: <I>Trading Spouses</I>, Tara Reid no longer a party girl, <I>Beauty & the Geek</I>; Best Week Ever: Old Ladies

Boston: 911 Call; Tyra Banks, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, American Idol; Doug Benson: Trailer Scene Investigation: Black Snake Moan; Sizzler: Kate Moss & Pete Dougherty, Anne Heche, Mike Tyson; Public Service Announcement: Quit Smoking so I don’t have to watch any more anti-smoking adds; In Case You Missed It: Good Morning America, Kevin Federline’s commercial, Becoming Miss America, celebrity reactions to Barbaro’s death, the Adult Swim ad guys; Best Week Ever: Daniel Radcliffe

Astronauts, Britney, American Idol, Prince, Celebrity Rehab, Anna Nicole Smith; Sizzler: Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera on Ellen; Black History Moment with Frangela: Black guys in fat women suits; A message from Snickers; In Case You Missed It: Trading Spouses, Engaged & Underage, Tyra; Best Week Ever: Self Absorbed Celebrities.

Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, Grey’s Anatomy, Tyra, Oscar Preview Sizzler: Alex Rodriguez, Kim Mathers, Carmeron Diaz & Djimon Honsou Paul Scheer: TV Eulogist: The OC In Case You Missed It: Tim Hardaway, the View, disconnected man, The Morning Show, Chris Henson Best Week Ever: Esther Tognozzi

Race to the Grave: James Brown vs Anna Nicole Smith American Idol, Oscars, Paris Hilton, Jesus’ Tomb Oscar Montage Sizzler: Hugh Hefner getting married, Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz smoking pot, Diddy’s son gets a lapdance, Angelina Jolie to adopt a Vietnamese baby The Winner In Case You Missed It: Tyra fondles Katherine McPhee, singer from You Tube, Mary Kate Olsen’s essay, American Idol Best Week Ever: Girls With Great Personalities

Antonella, Idol Surprises, the Other F Word, Pussycat Dolls, Doug Benson: Trailer Scene Investigator: Spiderman 3 <B>Sizzler</B>: Jared Leto breaks his nose, Jason Wahler, John Popper arrested for speeding, man sues Diddy, <I>The Secret</I> <B>In Case You Missed It</B>: <I>The Apprentice, Deal or No Deal, Inside Editon</I> sneezing girl <B>Best Week Ever</B>: Frenchie Davis

Brandon Rogers Sings Most of Many Popular Songs Sanjaya, Angelina Jolie, Heather Mills, Naomi Campbell <B>Idol Worship</B>: Melinda Dolittle <B>Sizzler</B>: Lindsay Lohan DJing, Elton John banned in Tobago, Tom Cruise called David Beckham 18 times in a day, <B>In Case You Missed It</B>: <I>Amazing Race, Dancing with the Stars</I>, Listen Up sound amplifier, My Games Fever host goes nuts <B>Best Week Ever</B>: Phil Spector’s Hair