Episodes
1. Hey, Look Me Over
7.8
October 25, 1982
25 min
Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to any nurse except her.
Guest Stars:
Deborah Harmon, Rita Wilson, Perry Lang, Gary Grubbs, Jeff Maxwell
2. Trick or Treatment
7.6
November 1, 1982
25 min
It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trade ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead.
Guest Stars:
Andrew Dice Clay, Richard Lineback, George Wendt, Arnold F. Turner, Herman Poppe
3. Foreign Affairs
6.3
November 8, 1982
25 min
The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.
Guest Stars:
Melinda Mullins, Soon-Tek Oh, Jeffrey Tambor, Byron Chung, Buddy Farmer
4. The Joker is Wild
7.0
November 15, 1982
25 min
Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.
Guest Stars:
Clyde Kusatsu, Jeff Maxwell
5. Who Knew?
7.0
November 22, 1982
25 min
Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.
Guest Stars:
Enid Kent, Kellye Nakahara
6. Bombshells
7.2
November 28, 1982
25 min
Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a wounded soldier, and is less than impressed when he is presented with a Bronze Star.
Guest Stars:
7. Settling Debts
7.0
December 6, 1982
25 min
Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.
Guest Stars:
Jeff East, Guy Boyd, Michael Lamont, Jack McCulloch, Jennifer Davis Westmore
8. The Moon is Not Blue
6.7
December 13, 1982
25 min
With the camp facing prohibition, and a severe medical supply shortage, during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a racy new movie.
Guest Stars:
Sandy Helberg, Hamilton Camp, Larry Ward, Jeff Maxwell, Jan Jorden
9. Run For the Money
6.7
December 20, 1982
25 min
When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd.
Guest Stars:
Robert Alan Browne, Barbara Tarbuck, Phillip Brock, Thomas Callaway, William Schilling
10. U.N., the Night and the Music
6.5
January 3, 1983
25 min
A United Nations delegation tours the 4077th - a Swede, a Hindu, and a British officer - and each leaves a lasting effect on the men and women of the camp.
Guest Stars:
David Packer, Kavi Raz, George Innes, Dennis Holahan, Bill Snider
11. Strange Bedfellows
6.5
January 10, 1983
25 min
The 4077th faces a sleepless night as Charles's snoring keeps B.J. and Hawkeye from counting sheep. Meanwhile, Colonel Potter discovers that his son-in-law, Bob Wilson, has had an affair.
Guest Stars:
Dennis Dugan
12. Say No More
7.0
January 24, 1983
25 min
A military strategist refuses to accept responsibility for the war games that have mortally wounded his own son. And Margaret develops laryngitis, as she is about to meet her hero, Dr. Chesler.
Guest Stars:
John Anderson, James Karen, Jeff Maxwell, Michael Horton, Chip Johnson
13. Friends and Enemies
7.5
February 7, 1983
25 min
Potter must deal with an old Army friend who is getting his own soldiers killed through his incompetency.
Guest Stars:
Jeff Maxwell, John McLiam, Jim Lefebvre, Matthew Price, Jack Yates
14. Give and Take
6.5
February 14, 1983
25 min
A wounded GI learns a painful lesson when he forms a recovery room friendship with the enemy soldier he's critically wounded. Soldier: "My boots. All he wanted was my lousy boots. His feet were freezing. I'd have done the same thing. He was just a guy like me, and I shot him. I killed him, for a pair of boots. How can I ever look at a pair of shoes again without thinking of him?"
15. As Time Goes By
7.0
February 21, 1983
25 min
Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and BJ goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal.
Guest Stars:
Chao-Li Chi, Rosalind Chao, G.W. Bailey, Michael Swan, Jeff Maxwell
16. Goodbye, Farewell and Amen
8.8
February 28, 1983
119 min
Hawkeye is sent to a mental hospital; a freak accident causes Father Mulcahy to lose his hearing; Margaret worries about her post-war plans; Charles run across a band of Chinese musicians; BJ is sent home, much to Hawkeye's dismay; Klinger decides to stay in Korea to marry Soon-Lee; a ceasefire is declared, ending the war.
