Episodes
1. Bored of the Rings
October 3, 2007
22 min
Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.
Guest Stars:
Jonathan Kimmel, Paul F. Tompkins, Justin Roiland, Carrie Aizley, Kate Freund
2. Joan of Arf
October 10, 2007
22 min
Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.
Guest Stars:
Amy Hill, Ken Marino, Lindsey Stoddart, Mike Ivy, Jeff Bryan Davis
3. Face Wars
October 17, 2007
22 min
Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.
Guest Stars:
Susan Yeagley, Paul F. Tompkins, Chris Tallman, Justin Roiland, Karri Turner
4. Doodie
October 24, 2007
22 min
When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.
Guest Stars:
Tom Virtue, Marin Hinkle, Victor Yerrid, Paul F. Tompkins, Adair Tishler
5. Ah, Men
October 31, 2007
22 min
Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.
Guest Stars:
Lucy Punch, Jeff Ross, Tucker Smallwood, Chris Tallman, Mike Ivy
6. Maid to Border
November 7, 2007
22 min
Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.
Guest Stars:
Tig Notaro, Bob Odenkirk, Ellerine Harding, Murray Gershenz, Tonita Castro
7. High, It's Sarah
October 8, 2008
22 min
Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.
Guest Stars:
Tig Notaro, Missi Pyle, Eddie Pepitone, Garry Marshall, Dawn Cody
8. The Mongolian Beef
October 9, 2008
22 min
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.
Guest Stars:
Justin Roiland, Laura Marano, Jeff Bryan Davis, Eric Marseglia, Johnnie Walker
9. Making New Friends
October 16, 2008
22 min
Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.
Guest Stars:
Lindsey Stoddart, Ron Lynch, Karen Y. McClain, Armen Weitzman, Murray Gershenz
10. Patriot Tact
October 23, 2008
22 min
Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.
Guest Stars:
Susan Yeagley, Tig Notaro, Marin Hinkle, Justin Roiland, Erick Avari
11. Pee
October 30, 2008
22 min
Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.
Guest Stars:
Armen Weitzman, Adam Carolla, Sydney Park, Rob Schrab
12. There's No Place Like Homeless
November 6, 2008
22 min
Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.
Guest Stars:
Mike Ivy, Patricia Place, Christina Miles, Jonathan Kimmel, Phyllis Applegate
13. Fetus Don't Fail Me Now
November 13, 2008
22 min
Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.
Guest Stars:
Tig Notaro, Ron Lynch, Chris Romano, Kurt Scholler, Tonita Castro
14. I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
November 20, 2008
22 min
Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.
Guest Stars:
Kristen Stewart, Marin Hinkle, Lindsey Stoddart, Tim Heidecker, Missi Pyle
15. Kangamangus
December 4, 2008
22 min
Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.
Guest Stars:
Lindsey Stoddart, Matt Berry, Rachael Harris, Armen Weitzman, Stephen Root
