Episodes
1. B.J. Blue Hawaii
March 13, 2001
Notch gets honored by the Hawaiian Tropic so he and the gang go to Hawaii. Notch meets up with an old friend and discovers that his daughter is a drug lord growing Marijuana, Cocaine, Methadone, and Hashish so he and Kimberlee team up to stop her. Meanwhile, Jamaica and B.J. enter a Miss Hawaiian Tropic Contest. Also, Chip pretends that he is gay to get the mayor to stop trying to get him in bed.
Guest Stars:
Alexis Arquette, Richmond Arquette, Ant, Pat Morita
2. From Russia with Johnson
March 20, 2001
Notch and his unit must stop a Russian terrorist.
Guest Stars:
Walter Koenig, Angelica Bridges
3. Remember Her Titans
March 27, 2001
Jamaica's boyfriend has a problem with gambling, and is majorly in debt. Since Jamaica's boyfriend doesn't have the money, he is told by the bookie that he will let it slide if he throws the game. When he doesn't agree, he breaks his leg so that he can't play. Notch decides that he will fill in for him at the game and he is allowed to fill in for him because he never finished high school. Meanwhile, Kody's father comes to Malibu Adjacent from the U.K. to ask Kody to go back and live with him.
Guest Stars:
John Salley, Thomas Anthony Jones
4. Rod Strikes Back
April 3, 2001
Rod returns and wants his revenge on everyone, Especially for B.J.; Chip's dog ""shitsu"" (sp?) arrives at Malibu Adjacent and challenges Steve.
Guest Stars:
Mark Hamill, Candace Kita
5. Queefer Madness
April 10, 2001
The beach is terrorized by a gang of bad boys.
Guest Stars:
David Arquette, Lukas Haas, Neil Patrick Harris
6. Light My Firebush
April 17, 2001
Notch hires his half Indian sister as a life guard and uses savages techniques to help the beach. B.J. is reunited with her mother Ima Cummings. But her (step) daddy butts in her life and threatens B.J. and Ima's lives.
Guest Stars:
Larry Flynt, Casey Sander, Joan Van Ark
7. Chip's a Goy
April 24, 2001
Needing some R&R, the Gang heads to the tranquil Middle East. Their visit with Notch's Israeli counterpart, Noccus Johnstein, is cut short, however, when evil terrorist group HUMMUS kidnaps Notch. Can the Gang save their fearless leader, or will HUMMUS crush them like so many chickpeas? In the meantime, Chip falls in love with Noccus' daughter, Chcch, and agrees to convert to Judaism. He soon finds this means giving up much more than he bargained for.
Guest Stars:
Mark Harris, Gilbert Gottfried, Shaun Toub
8. A Tale of Two Johnsons
May 29, 2001
When an evil crime syndicate clones an operative to look like Notch, the Gang is suddenly seeing double. The real Notch Johnson must stop ""Evil Notch"" from wreaking havoc in Malibu Adjacent. Can Notch beat himself? Also, Kimberlee's old boyfriend, a musician, comes to town and tries to get Kimberlee to come back to him.
Guest Stars:
Dweezil Zappa, Jerry Springer
9. It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World
June 5, 2001
The Nude-lympics come to Malibu Adjacent, and someone is killing beautiful, naked women because he feels they are 'Dirty'. Mayor Anita wants to cover up the story, but SPF-30 is at work cracking the case. Kimberlee lands a date with the murderer unaware until he arrives to pick her up that he is the killer of all the women. While on her date, Kimberlee makes a private call to Notch telling him that she is with him but the killer finds out and then tries to kill Kimberlee until Notch and the gang come along to save her.
Guest Stars:
Rib Hillis, Todd Bridges, Gary Dell'Abate, Patricia Hearst, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
10. It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!
June 12, 2001
Jamaica is chosen as the first black lifeguard in space aboard the shuttle <em>Catastrophe</em>; Notch goes undercover at the Robert Downey, Jr. Senior High School when a student hacks into the shuttle computer and endangers the mission.
Guest Stars:
Sandra Taylor, Simon Helberg, Dwayne L. Barnes
11. The Island of Dr. Merlot
January 19, 2001
B.J. and Notch crashes on an island while riding in his airplane, Dr. Merlot decides to make them his throphys.
Guest Stars:
Joey Buttafuoco
12. The Sexorcist
June 26, 2001
Jamaica has just come back from her vacation and came back with gifts, including a bottle that everyone was afraid of when she was there. Jamaica gives the bottle to B.J. and she opens it and becomes possessed by the devil. Notch has to overcome his past failure at exorcising and get the devil out of B.J. and keep him from repossessing her. Meanwhile, the Mayor's knack for sexually harassing Chip threatens her career when an uptight reporter, with political aspirations of her own, gets wind.
Guest Stars:
Maureen McCormick, William Schallert
13. Grand Prix
July 3, 2001
Notch must defend the honor of America in a three-quarter midget car race vs. a man from France. The Frenchman, who goes by the nickname ""The Frenchman"", is married to Notch's old flame, a beautiful French maiden named Nicorette. After her reappearance on the scene, Notch realizes she's a hard habit to break. Meanwhile, B.J. and Jamiaca help save a lesbian bar from going under.
Guest Stars:
David Graf, Cindy Ambuehl
14. Area 69
July 10, 2001
When B.J. is impregnated and then abducted, Notch knows that there's trouble afoot. And when his old Vietnam/F.B.I. buddy Captain Enteneille warns Notch to stay off B.J.'s case, Notch knows that it's time to search for the truth. He and Kimberlee head to the famous secret desert installation, Area 69, where Notch learns more than he bargained for. Back in Malibu Adjacent, Chip and Professor Milosevic enter a local talent contest and are signed by a TV network executive to star in a situation comedy. Hilarity ensues.
Guest Stars:
Beetlejuice, Alan Thicke, Joanna Krupa, Chip Zien, Johnny Messner
