Episodes
1. Whither Canada?
7.8
October 5, 1969
31 min
Featuring 'It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart', an Italian lesson, Whizzo Butter, 'It's the Arts', Arthur 'Two-Sheds' Jackson, a cycling race, and The Funniest Joke in the World.
2. Sex and Violence
7.6
October 12, 1969
33 min
Featuring some flying sheep, a man with three buttocks, a man with two noses, musical mice, a marriage guidance counsellor, a working-class playwright and The Wrestling Epilogue.
Guest Stars:
Carol Cleveland, Terry Medlicott
3. How to Recognise Different Types of Trees from Quite a Long Way Away
7.9
October 19, 1969
31 min
Featuring a court scene, the larch, Bicycle Repair Man, children's stories, a restaurant sketch, some seduced milkmen, an interview with some children and a stolen newsreader.
Guest Stars:
4. Owl Stretching Time
7.5
October 26, 1969
29 min
Featuring fresh fruit as self-defence, some folk-singing, an art gallery sketch and Lemming of the BDA. An Edwardian man struggles to undress on the beach.
Guest Stars:
Carol Cleveland, Dick Vosburgh
5. Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century
7.8
November 16, 1969
29 min
Featuring Confuse-a-Cat, discussion programme A Duck, a Cat and a Lizard, the arrest of a newsreader, an erotic film, a silly job interview and a burglar/encyclopaedia salesman.
Guest Stars:
Carol Cleveland
6. It's the Arts
7.1
November 23, 1969
30 min
Featuring a gang of legal burglars, the Whizzo Quality Assortment, a Scottish wedding and a day in the life of a city stockbroker. Some film moguls try to impress their boss.
7. Oh, You're No Fun Anymore
7.1
November 30, 1969
30 min
Featuring camel-spotting, an embezzler at a board-meeting and a science fiction tale about a Scotsman and a tennis-playing blancmange.
8. Full Frontal Nudity
7.1
December 7, 1969
29 min
Featuring an art critic, some hermits, Hell's Grannies and the dead parrot sketch. Some newlyweds attempt to buy a bed and the mafia offer protecting to the army.
Guest Stars:
Carol Cleveland, Ewa Aulin, Katya Wyeth, Rita Davies
9. The Ant, An Introduction
7.4
December 14, 1969
29 min
Featuring Ken Buddha, a man with a tape-recorder up his nose and a hairdresser who always wanted to be a lumberjack.
Guest Stars:
Connie Booth
10. Untitled
7.2
December 21, 1969
30 min
Featuring a bank robber in a lingerie shop, It's A Tree (with Arthur Tree), a vocational guidance counsellor, Ron Obvious and a gorilla librarian.
Guest Stars:
Ian Davidson, Barry Cryer, Carolae Donoghue
11. The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
7.0
December 28, 1969
31 min
The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra goes to the bathroom, a footballer is interviewed and Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enact the invasion of Pearl Harbour.
Guest Stars:
Maureen Flanagan
12. The Naked Ant
6.9
January 4, 1970
31 min
Featuring the North Minehead by-election, the Upper Class Twit of the Year competition, Ken Shabby and a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Wood Party.
Guest Stars:
Connie Booth, Maureen Flanagan
