Episodes
1. Pilot
September 27, 2001
30 min
Schwartz longs to get Eve back following their breakup, but if he can't have her, he at least wants a date to the Cobert's party.
Guest Stars:
Maggie Lawson, Rebecca Gayheart, Paul Satterfield, Bill Buckner, Dick Butkus
2. Let's Go to the Videotape
October 4, 2001
30 min
Schwartz wants to be friends with Eve, but a homemade sex videotape that she wants and he can't find poses a problem.
Guest Stars:
Maggie Lawson, Kevin Frazier, Van Earl Wright, Dondré Whitfield, Terry Bradshaw
3. The Pinch Hitter
October 18, 2001
30 min
Schwartz needs to find a co-announcer for a potential gig, but the guy William pairs him with is a lush.
Guest Stars:
Kevin Frazier, Van Earl Wright, Dondré Whitfield, Magic Johnson, Fred Willard
4. Event Night
October 25, 2001
30 min
At the Cobert's party, Eve's and Emily's matchmaking plans for Schwartz and Julie, respectively, go awry.
Guest Stars:
Ian Ziering, Maggie Lawson, Kevin Frazier, Van Earl Wright, Dondré Whitfield
5. Comic Relief Pitcher
November 29, 2001
30 min
Schwartz's television job isn't what he thought it would be. Meanwhile, Julie plans an apartment rental scam to make some cash.
Guest Stars:
Krista Allen, Kevin Frazier, Van Earl Wright, Daveigh Chase, Robb Derringer
6. Roommates
December 6, 2001
30 min
Schwartz dates a woman who sees more in his relationship with Julie than he does. Meanwhile, Julie sees plenty in her tenant.
Guest Stars:
Dan Cortese, Jim Gray, Ali Hillis, Al Kaplon, Harry Van Gorkum
7. Play-Action Fake Boyfriend
December 20, 2001
30 min
Julie begs Schwartz to pretend to be her boyfriend for her marriage-minded parents. Meanwhile, David tries to do something romantic for Emily.
Guest Stars:
Harry Van Gorkum, Caroline Aaron, Victor Raider-Wexler
8. Eve's Date with Schwartz's Destiny
December 27, 2001
30 min
Schwartz plays third wheel after learning that Eve is dating an NHL bigwig. Meanwhile, David wants Emily to stop doing a British character.
Guest Stars:
Maggie Lawson, Harry Van Gorkum, Anthony Tyler Quinn
9. Kissing Cousin
January 3, 2002
30 min
David asks Schwartz to crush his cousin's dream of being a sportscaster, but Schwartz is so smitten with her that he can't.
Guest Stars:
Allison Munn, Dondré Whitfield
10. It's All in the Footwork
30 min
Schwartz dates a dancer, but there's just one problem -- he can't dance. What's worse is that he worries his two left feet will lead her to think he's clumsy in bed, too.
Guest Stars:
Maggie Lawson
11. Service, Schwartz (a.k.a. Service, Mr. Schwartz)
30 min
Schwartz can't seem to find the right assistant, so Gene takes it upon himself to hire Julie without consulting him. Which puts Schwartz in a bind, since Julie is incompetent, but he can't bring himself to tell her so.
12. Bless Me Father, For I Have Fired You
30 min
Schwartz fires Gene as St. Pita's commercial spokesman, fearing the demographic he represents is undesirable.
Guest Stars:
Ernie Grunwald, Sean Gunn, Jill Ritchie, Ben Shields, Andreanna Veith