Episodes
1. The Racial Draft
9.0
January 21, 2004
22 min
Dave runs for office and offers a look at life in slow motion. Dave also plays Samuel L Jackson in a beer commercial, and co-commentates on the first-ever "Racial Draft."
Guest Stars:
Yasiin Bey, RZA, The GZA, Bill Burr
2. The Niggar Family
9.2
January 28, 2004
22 min
Dave looks at what it would be like to have a black version of watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher. Paul Mooney plays "Negrodamus" and Dave plays Calvin, who gets a job at WacArnolds. Also featuring music performer DMX.
Guest Stars:
Paul Mooney, Donnell Rawlings, Charlie Murphy, Geoffrey Dawe, Bryan Olsen
3. White People Can't Dance
8.2
February 4, 2004
22 min
Dave Chappelle examines the age-old myth about white people's inability to dance. Dave tries out a new sleep aid. The Three Daves: A retrospective look at Dave at age 18, 24 and 30.
4. True Hollywood Stories - Rick James
7.5
February 11, 2004
22 min
Dave unveils the Love Contract and offers up the True Hollywood Story of actor Charlie Murphy, along with musical guest Ludacris.
Guest Stars:
Marisa DeVonish, Rashida Jones, Donnell Rawlings, Charlie Murphy, Rick James
5. True Hollywood Stories - Prince
8.6
February 18, 2004
22 min
Paul Mooney provides answers about the mysteries of life as "Negrodamus." "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story" focuses on Prince, as he takes to the basketball court. Also featuring musical guest Cee-Lo.
Guest Stars:
Paul Mooney, Bill Burr, Donnell Rawlings, Charlie Murphy
6. If The Internet Were Real
8.0
February 25, 2004
22 min
Dave examines what the daily life of rapper Lil John might be like and tries to imagine how the internet would look if it was an actual place. Also featuring musical guest Anthony Hamilton.
Guest Stars:
Paul Mooney, Jim Breuer, Bill Burr, Eddie Griffin, Donnell Rawlings
7. World Series of Dice
7.8
March 3, 2004
22 min
Dave and his friends have a mishap at the drive-thru. A look at the World Series of Dice. Also featuring musical guests Common and Kanye West.
Guest Stars:
Erykah Badu
8. I Know Black People
8.7
March 10, 2004
22 min
Dave hosts the game show "I Know Black People" and offers up another look at "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong." Also featuring musical performer Erykah Badu.
Guest Stars:
Arsenio Hall, Anthony Anderson
9. Oprah's Baby Daddy
8.3
March 24, 2004
22 min
Dave thinks Oprah is pregant with his child. Dave also goes into his experience as a member of the O.J. Simpson trial jury. Also featuring musical guest Wyclef.
10. Making Da Band
8.4
March 25, 2004
22 min
Dave takes a closer look at the P. Diddy-produced reality television show called "Making Da Band" and introduces a new children's show called "Kneehigh Park." Also featuring musical guests Snoop Dogg, and Wyclef and Q-Tip.
11. Greatest Misses
8.0
March 31, 2004
22 min
Dave introduces skits that were too crazy to make the cut, including footage of a trip to the Nelson Mandela bootcamp for teenagers. Dave also imagines what it would be like if the whole world was gay. Also featuring musical guests Kanye West and Mos Def.
12. The Wayne Brady Show
8.3
April 7, 2004
22 min
Dave quits his show at Comedy Central and is promptly replaced by comedian Wayne Brady. Dave returns as crackhead Tyrone Biggums, who appears as a guest on "Fear Factor." Dave also hangs out with Wayne Brady, who proves to be unexpectedly menacing. Also featuring music performer Talib Kweli.
Guest Stars:
13. Black Bush
8.5
April 14, 2004
22 min
Dave looks at recent world events and tries to assess the way things would have gone had President Bush been black. Dave takes a look back at the first black person in history to use a white toilet. Dave also examines a moment in the life of Lil Jon when he plays the rapper while talking to the real Lil Jon on the phone. Also featuring a musical performance by Big Boi.
