Episodes
1. I've Been Fingered By Captain Kirk
November 3, 2015
45 min
Alan is joined by Katherine Jakeways, Lee Mack, Nick Helm and Olivia Lee to discuss such varied subjects as an incident involving the horse Red Rum and a car window, Olivia Lee's grandmother's love advice, an embarrassing meeting for Katherine Jakeways and getting fingered by Captain Kirk.
Guest Stars:
Katherine Jakeways, Nick Helm, Olivia Lee, Lee Mack
2. Thirty Five Quid For This...
November 10, 2015
45 min
Alan is joined by Matt Lucas, John Thomson, Sarah Kendall and Stuart Goldsmith to discuss such varied subjects as upsetting rock legends, impressions, an exploding spider's nest and why comedy and music don't go together.
Guest Stars:
Matt Lucas, John Thomson, Sarah Kendall, Stuart Goldsmith
3. I'm Locked In With A Ham And I'm Not Coming Out
November 17, 2015
45 min
Alan is joined by Aisling Bea, Justin Moorhouse, Jo Enright and Jim Moir (Vic Reeves) to discuss such varied subjects as living without central heating, performing stand up at weddings and mansions, stories of stealing, befriending old men, Jim's working with pigs experiences and being star-struck.
Guest Stars:
Aisling Bea, Justin Moorhouse, Jo Enright, Vic Reeves
4. It Must Have Been Big To Serve A Lot Of People
November 24, 2015
45 min
Alan and his guests Jon Robins, Russell Howard, Reece Shearsmith and Tiffany Stevenson discuss Freddie Mercury's penis-shaped birthday cake, cruel animal mishaps, John Robins' nudist beach experience, recovering after general anaesthetic and being caught out by technology.
Guest Stars:
Jon Robins, Russell Howard, Reece Shearsmith, Tiff Stevenson
5. That Is A Lie
December 1, 2015
45 min
Alan and his guests Bill Bailey, Diane Morgan, Steve Pemberton and Romesh Ranganathan discuss such varied subjects as latex disasters, dental wonders, how rap and Indian food are not the greatest combination and how unashamed a certain celebrity is when going to the loo.
Guest Stars:
Diane Morgan, Steve Pemberton, Romesh Ranganathan, Bill Bailey
6. Watch Out, Wanky Bill's About
February 2, 2016
45 min
Alan is joined by Bob Mortimer, Russell Kane, Lucy Montgomery and Miles Jupp to discuss such varied subjects as sneaky cockroaches, Iranian fruit, how one can 'show off' in the gym a little too much, and potentially why milk at schools often tastes unusual.
Guest Stars:
Bob Mortimer, Russell Kane, Lucy Montgomery, Miles Jupp
7. Loose Men With Chris Martin
February 9, 2016
45 min
Alan is joined by Jo Brand, Chris Martin, Tommy Tiernan and Alun Cochrane to discuss such varied subjects as modern male grooming habits, dating unsuitable men, communicating with the 'other side' and using elongated periods of comedic wonderment to deal with anger management issues.
Guest Stars:
Tommy Tiernan, Jo Brand, Alun Cochrane
8. No Smiling, No Laughing
February 16, 2016
45 min
Alan is joined by Phill Jupitus, Stuart Maconie, Pippa Evans and Carl Donnelly to discuss such varied subjects as gleeking, bizarre urban myths within music, 'faking it, till you're making it' and being trapped in a lift with Nelly Furtado.
Guest Stars:
Phill Jupitus, Stuart Maconie, Pippa Evans, Carl Donnelly
9. And Then He Deftly Grabbed My Cervix
February 23, 2016
45 min
Alan is joined by Jason Byrne, Denise Van Outen, Josh Widdicombe and Alice Levine to discuss such varied subjects as acts of charity (with a twist!), stealing from the Royal Family, tough crowds and how sitting down in the shower can lead to some serious consequences.
Guest Stars:
Jason Byrne, Denise Van Outen, Josh Widdicombe, Alice Levine
10. Jokes About James Joyce And Ballet
March 1, 2016
45 min
Alan is joined by Charlie Higson, Sally Phillips, Johnny Vaughan and Ellie Taylor to discuss such varied subjects as Josh Hartnett, emergency escapes from oil rigs, acts of charity and the potential use of men's Spanx.
Guest Stars:
Charlie Higson, Sally Phillips, Johnny Vaughan, Ellie Taylor
11. Out-takes: Nigel Farage
March 8, 2016
45 min
Join Alan and all his guests from the series as we look at some of the great stories that didn't quite make it to the show. Among those we find out how Matt Lucas single-handedly destroyed a clothing brand in the UK, what happens when Russell Kane eats too much Tikka Masala and why Josh Widdicombe has a tattoo of the name 'Greg' on his foot.
