Episodes
1. The Church of Riley
September 7, 2002
30 min
When Lefty fasions an omlette that looks like the Virgin Mary, Reily displays it as a get-rich-quick scheme. To sell his newfound ""religious beliefs"", Reily becomes a minister, drawing people from all over for his sermons and to see the omlette. His only opposition is Sister Butch, who tries to stop him at any means nessacery.
2. Vacation to Lesbos
September 8, 2002
30 min
Riley forgets Frannie's birthday, and she meets a lesbian at a cafe. Riley becomes concerned after Frannie spends more time with the lesbian then with him. In the end, Riley has to win her back.
3. Midnight Cash Cowboy
September 14, 2002
30 min
Fontaine re-discovers his power over women's sexual needs.
4. Trial and Error
September 15, 2002
30 min
Blazer meets a girl at a rave, and when she's found dead the next morning, everyone thinks Blazer killed her! It's up to the quads - with a little help from their lawyer - to clear Blazer's name.
5. Gray Matter
September 21, 2002
30 min
Riley dresses up as Mrs. Venables to assure that the pension checks keep coming, but when her living quarters are ""undesirable"", she is taken to a nursing home and gets stoned, and Spalding, Lefty, Blazer, Griz and Fontaine have to break him out.
6. The Magnificent Severed
September 22, 2002
30 min
Riley's uncle Bob dies, and he leaves Riley a bunch of money. At the same time, the St. Germaine rubies are stolen, and all evidence points to Riley. The Quads have 24 hours to clear Riley's name and find the real criminal. The real criminal is the one you wouldn't expect..
7. Griz Savant
September 28, 2002
30 min
Griz discovers his talent - he can play the piano - but this makes Lefty jealous, because he feels that he is the only one with any talent.
9. The Gambling Bug
October 5, 2002
30 min
Blazer gets hit by the gambling bug once more, and he loses the house and Frannie! It's up to Frannie to convice the mysterious Debt Collecter to give back her and the house, with a little help from some feminist books.
10. Cripple Challenge
October 6, 2002
30 min
The gang (even Franny) go on a reality TV show called CRIPPLE CHALLENGE, but the only reason Franny's on the show is because of her breasts.
11. Cain and Enabler
October 12, 2002
30 min
Riley tries to help big-time rock star Flem Fleming become sober, but there's one problem: Flem can't stop drinking, and he even convinces Riley to drink, too!
12. To Slash or not to Slash
October 13, 2002
30 min
Lefty is cast in a horror movie, but he wants to act theatre-style.
