Episodes
1. The Takeover
January 31, 2009
Empire Market has been taken over by corporate chain Red Leader Foods. Chad and company get their first look at their new owner.
2. Laser Trouble
February 21, 2009
Chad finally debuts his new, more powerful, laser checkout system with unexpected results.
3. Into the Basement
March 17, 2009
Chad and Jeremy must journey to the Empire Market basement, a creepy and dangerous place where only fools go.
4. The Basement Strikes Back
April 24, 2009
Chad and Commander Wickstrom face deadly robots and fight!
5. The New Employee
June 5, 2009
Chad is reunited with a crazed lunatic former employee who his new boss has rehired for some reason.
6. First Kiss
July 24, 2009
Chad finally succeeds at romance and Randy finds a new weird friend, Baby Cookie...
7. Goodbye, Chad
September 18, 2009
Chad, seriously in love for the first time, finds that life can be cruel, really horribly cruel, and then annoying.
8. Bandito Beatdown
September 25, 2009
Chad faces off with his new nemesis, Jeremy and Jimmy have a heart-to-heart, and Randy descends further into madness.
9. Showdown
October 22, 2009
Enrage the dark lord of the grocery store at your peril. He's not to be trifled with.
