Episodes
1. Pilot
6.8
March 4, 2001
45 min
A Mission-Impossible style break-in as Frohike and Byers attempt to steal the Octium IV chip from E-Com-Con's top security room.
Guest Stars:
Jim Fyfe, George Coe, Wally Dalton, Garvin Cross, Mark Gibbon
2. Bond, Jimmy Bond
6.7
March 11, 2001
45 min
While searching for the killer of an infamous hacker, the three Lone Gunmen find a fourth member when they stumble upon a practice of a football team for the blind.
Guest Stars:
Demord Dann, Edward Hart, Christina Jastrzembska, Kevan Ohtsji, Hiro Kanagawa
3. Eine Kleine Frohike
6.5
March 16, 2001
45 min
Frohike has to disguise himself as the long-lost son of a woman who is believed to be a Nazi war criminal that the Gunmen are trying to smoke out of the woodwork. She was famed for poisoning the pastries of the French Resistance.
Guest Stars:
Tammy Benitz, Alan Dale, Mary McDonald, Jilena Cori, Ruth Manning
4. Like Water for Octane
6.4
March 18, 2001
45 min
While searching for a water-powered car, the Gunmen encounter missile silos, rude government clerks, and cows.
Guest Stars:
Danny McKinnon, Katlyn Alexandra Ducharme, Michael Eklund, Gordie Giroux, Jay Kirby
5. Three Men and a Smoking Diaper
5.8
March 23, 2001
45 min
The Lone Gunmen become reluctant and rather inept nursemaids to the illegitimate baby of a drunk, philandering, saxophone-playing Senator whose campaign-aide girlfriend died in a suspicious accident. This is the episode where, as Bruce Harwood put it in one chat, "Tom gets his nipples sucked!"
Guest Stars:
6. Madam, I'm Adam
6.5
March 30, 2001
45 min
Our heroes meet a strange man who may or may not have been transported by aliens from a parallel universe. Oh, and there's goo.
Guest Stars:
Arnie Walters, Debbie Lee Carrington, Greg Barr, Beverley Breuer, Rob Court
7. Planet of the Frohikes
6.2
April 6, 2001
45 min
The team receives a plea for help via an email from an unknown source, but all evidence seems to point to a chimpanzee at a government laboratory
Guest Stars:
Edward Woodward, Forbes Angus, Kwesi Ameyaw, Leland Crooke, Bruno Verdoni
8. Maximum Byers
6.6
April 13, 2001
45 min
The mother of an inmate on death row request The Lone Gunmen to prove her son's innocence and expose the conspiracy behind the murder.
Guest Stars:
Mark Acheson, Darren E. Burrows, French Tickner, Robert LaSardo, Betty Linde
9. Diagnosis: Jimmy
6.1
April 20, 2001
45 min
While the trio stalks a grizzly-bear poacher in a snowy forest, an injured Jimmy believes his doctor is a killer profiled on "America's Most Wanted."
Guest Stars:
Shawn Batten, Bill Macy, Richard Fitzpatrick, David Glyn-Jones, Andrea Kinsky
10. Tango de los Pistoleros
6.2
April 27, 2001
45 min
After the Lone Gunmen ruin her first attempt to get close to a suspected smuggler, Yves arranges to become the man's partner in a tango competition -- with a little help from her... ah... friends.
Guest Stars:
David Palffy, Jim Fyfe, Stellina Rusich, Eva DeViveiros, Alfonso Quijada
11. The Lying Game
6.6
May 4, 2001
45 min
The boys' investigation into the shooting death of the brother of Byers' college roommate, a blackmailer, yields a definite suspect: FBI Asst. Director Walter Skinner.
Guest Stars:
Robert Lewis, Tony Denison, Glenn Ennis, Lawrence Cotton, Maria Louisa Figura
12. The Cap'n Toby Show
6.6
June 1, 2001
45 min
Langly's childhood hero, kid's show host Cap'n Toby, is accused of being an international spy. It's Gunmen to the rescue!
Guest Stars:
Cyia Batten, Jodelle Ferland, Brian Drummond, Michael Eklund, Tom Poston
13. All About Yves
4.9
May 11, 2001
45 min
The Lone Gunmen team up with Man in Black agent Morris Fletcher to find Yves. What they uncover is Romeo-61, a secret government organization responsible for decades of major incidents. The sequel to this episode is X-Files S09E15 - Jump the Shark
Guest Stars:
Michael McKean, Jim Fyfe, David Duchovny, Tanya Reid, Kendall Cross