Episodes
1. Master Dialectitian
June 14, 1999
30 min
The Upright Citizens Brigade brings baby fights to the suburbs, and a boxer is forced to go ten rounds with a horse. Also, a member of the UCB dies 6 times.
Guest Stars:
Michael Delaney
2. Bomb Squad
June 21, 1999
30 min
A sex-obsessed psychic tracks a buxom jewel thief, and two procrastinating bomb squad officers seize an illegal dildo bong.
3. Mogomra vs. the Fart Monster
June 28, 1999
30 min
The Upright Citizens Brigade fights the onslaught of throwing star culture and watches Mogomra the Giant Country Lobster battle the Evil Fart monster.
Guest Stars:
Michael Delaney
4. Real World
July 5, 1999
30 min
The Upright Citizens Brigade gathers human oddities, including a businessman with a baby head hand and a senior citizen desperately trying to mate with a dolphin.
5. Eli's Face Therapy
July 12, 1999
30 min
A salon owner keeps rich women beautiful by slapping them across the face, and a man burns calories by pretending to flee from armed soldiers.
6. Infested With Friars
July 26, 1999
30 min
The Upright Citizens Brigade infests a theme restaurant with a swarm of mutated comedians from the Friars Club, and a teenager discovers he can beat his curfew by faking his own kidnapping.
Guest Stars:
Michael Delaney
7. Spaghetti Jesus
August 2, 1999
30 min
The Upright Citizens Brigade discovers a modern day holy relic: The Spaghetti Jesus.
8. Big City
August 9, 1999
30 min
The Upright Citizens Brigade puts a hooker in charge of a gourmet coffee shop.
9. Hurricane
August 16, 1999
30 min
A TV Weatherman desperately tries to save Miami from a devastating hurricane.
Guest Stars:
Michael Delaney
