Episodes
1. Lily B. Goode
January 10, 2001
In a desperate grab for attention, Lily makes out with the nerdish next-door neighbor, Brad O'Keefe, in his car; when Sean catches them, he responds in a rather unorthodox way--by throwing fried chicken at the windshield. Meanwhile, Walt babysits Jimmy and Henry and teaches them how to dig a hole; and Eddie tries to hook up illegal cable so he and Sean can watch softcore porn.
Guest Stars:
Bret Harrison, Sabrina Bertaccini, Floyd Van Buskirk
2. In My Room
7.5
January 17, 2001
30 min
Sean inadvertently finds a fake ID in Lily's bedroom. Sean and Claudia confront their daughter about her rebellious behavior, but they get few answers. They decide to hack into her e-mail to find out more about Lily's trouble-making friends. While they are checking, an e-mail comes in from a ""SweetandNastee."" Sean responds, pretending to be Lily. SweetandNastee gives Sean an address to a rave party in Yonkers. Sean and Eddie go to the address which turns out to be a dry cleaners. Convinced the rave is really at the dry cleaners, Sean and Eddie try to gain access to the party but end up getting beaten up by the dry cleaners' owner. Back at home, Sean and Claudia confront Lily, but she slams them for invading her privacy. Turns out she knew they broke into her e-mail account because she was online at a friend's house when she saw her name logged in. Lily made up the rave to teach her folks a lesson about snooping.
3. I Wanna Be Suspended
7.0
January 24, 2001
30 min
Jimmy’s science project is late, because his parents made him go with them to a Ramones’ concert. When Sean pleads Jimmy’s case with the principal, he only succeeds in getting Jimmy thrown out of school.
Guest Stars:
Miriam Flynn, Dan Martin, Oscar Nuñez
4. Devil with a Plaid Skirt
7.0
January 31, 2001
30 min
Jimmy's claim of demonic possession and Lily's skirt length prompt Sean's perceived battle with school head Sister Helen
Guest Stars:
Bret Harrison, Miriam Flynn, David DeLuise, 50 Cent, Carol Kiernan
5. Action Mountain High
6.5
February 7, 2001
30 min
Lily's trip to an amusement park with a group of her friends backfires when she calls Sean to pick her up. He doesn't like what he sees, and when he realizes HE was the one called because everyone thought he would go easy on them, he proceeds to get them all in trouble by telling their parents.
Guest Stars:
6. You Can't Always Get What You Want
7.0
February 21, 2001
30 min
Lily freaks out when Sean says they can't afford to send her on a ski trip with her classmates. But things get worse when she learns that Sean inherited some money and spent it on a guitar for himself.
Guest Stars:
Hal Ozsan, Raymond O'Keefe, Michael Malarkey, Eddie Karr, J.B. Gaynor
7. Like a Virgin
7.0
February 28, 2001
30 min
Claudia is looking forward to a trip to New Jersey to try to bond with Lily. However, things go from bad to worse when Claudia tells popular cheerleaders from Lily's school that her daughter is still a virgin. Lily takes off, leaving Claudia stuck - with no daughter, no luggage, and no clothes.
Guest Stars:
8. Devil's Haircut
March 28, 2001
Sean (Donal Logue) tries to disguise the fact that he cut Henry's (Jake Burbage) hair himself instead of taking him to a barber shop.
Guest Stars:
John David Conti, Eric Kushnick
9. Eddie's Dead
April 4, 2001
Sean (Donal Logue) tries to keep Eddie (Kevin Corrigan) from hitting on a woman (guest star Julie Claire) Claudia (Megyn Price) is consoling after a break-up.
Guest Stars:
Katy Selverstone, Julie Claire, Dan Martin, Stacy Reed Payton, Eddie Karr
10. Catch Us If You Can
April 18, 2001
Sean catches a fly ball that's still in play and loses a game for the Yankees. Claudia's upset when the bachelorette party she's throwing for her girlfriend gets disrupted by Sean, Eddie and the boys, who have been chased home by irate fans.
Guest Stars:
Bret Harrison, Van Epperson, Jackie Debatin, Karri Bowman, Erin Beaux
11. Jimmy's Got a Gun
April 25, 2001
Walt gives Jimmy a BB gun for his birthday, prompting an all-out war between him and Sean, which ends up with Walt in the hospital, shot in the rump.
Guest Stars:
Trevor Wright, Shannon Woodward, Edwin Hodge, Wren T. Brown, Octavia Spencer
12. Jimmy Was Kung-Fu Fighting
May 2, 2001
To save for a dream vacation to Mexico, Sean and Claudia start working extra shifts at work. This leads to chaos at home, with Eddie raising the kids, Lily getting her tongue pierced, Jimmy becoming a bully, and Henry panhandling and eating out of the garbage.
Guest Stars:
Miriam Flynn, Jim O'Doherty, Kevin G. Schmidt, Sabrina Bryan
13. Loser
May 9, 2001
Sean volunteers to referee Henry's soccer team and ends up making an unethical decision in the team's favor. Which in hindsight wasn't a great idea, when Henry gets an inflated ego. So Sean tries to make things right the following week by making an unethical decision in the opposing team's favor. . . Meanwhile, Lily flirts with the cute guy at the concession stand and the conversation leaves her walking on air. But when she starts to obsess over the introduction, she replays the scene over and over in her head, each time thinking that she made a bigger and bigger fool of herself.
Guest Stars:
Kevin Brief, Michael Malota, Alberto Gutierrez, Lindsey Parks, Micah Williams
14. Mrs. Finnerty, You've Got a Lovely Daughter
May 16, 2001
When Lily is miserable because she and her girlfriends have been booed off the stage at the school's talent show, Sean and Claudia have some explaining to do. Meanwhile, the Finnerty's get roped into buying cases of candy bars that the boys are selling for school.
Guest Stars:
Jerry Ferrara, Miriam Flynn, Andrea Bogart, Jennifer Weston, Wesley Thompson
