Episodes
1. Make Room for Roomba
January 6, 2020
2 min
Roombas are almost as troublesome as real babies. Almost. Audio from: Always Open #89
2. Mind Your Keys
January 13, 2020
3 min
Chad and Burnie tell some stories where a simple accident leads to a much bigger problem. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #527
3. Goose Fat Dilemma
January 20, 2020
3 min
Continuing from that time Burnie wanted to swim the English Channel, the gang wonders how to "use" a goose. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515
4. Miles Monster Hands
January 27, 2020
2 min
Miles gives great high fives! Sometimes they're too much though. Audio from: Always Open #24
5. Hot Headed Honkers
February 3, 2020
3 min
How do you deal with being stuck in Traffic? Burnie and the gang sometimes let it get to their heads. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #556
6. Origin Story
February 10, 2020
2 min
Burnie and Gus tell Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning the origin of their friendship. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #535
7. Sleepy Plane Stories
February 17, 2020
2 min
We will never run out of plane stories, so this time Barbara and Max express what not to do while sleeping on a plane. Audio from Always Open #78
8. Geoff's Great Flood
February 24, 2020
3 min
Geoff's apartment is flooding and the front office isn't helping! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491
9. Home Depot Orphans
March 2, 2020
2 min
Gus has had it with the kids playing in Home Depot. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #564
10. Dutch Oven Fun
March 9, 2020
2 min
The Funhaus team is a little too gassy for Gus' taste. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #341
11. Spits and Farts
March 16, 2020
2 min
Sometimes you can't control your bodily functions. Just let it out. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #553
12. 3rd Grade Mean Girl
March 23, 2020
2 min
Barbara tells a story of when she destroyed a relationship out of jealousy! ...In 3rd grade, so it wasn't too big of a deal. Audio from: Always Open #78
13. Poo Dreams
March 30, 2020
1 min
Gus infiltrates Gavin's dream about having to take a "poo" Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565
14. Reverse Snow White
April 6, 2020
2 min
Animals are once again after Gus, this time a bunch of raccoons have their fun with him. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565
15. The Art of Pervy Parodies
April 13, 2020
2 min
Those good ol' classics have to be named with a clever mind, or else how will you know what's in store for you? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #563
16. Only Way Anime
April 20, 2020
2 min
Some people just aren't into anime, but that's only because they've never been forced to watch it. Audio From: FanService 2019 #5
17. House Training Chris
April 27, 2020
3 min
Even something simple like using the bathroom can turn into a story when Chris is involved. Audio From: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565
18. Coles Alpaca
May 4, 2020
2 min
Did you know Cole Gallian once owned an Alpaca? Neither did we. Tune as Cole recounts their wacky adventures! Audio From: On the Spot # 131
19. Covid Dreamin
May 11, 2020
2 min
Stressed during these challenging times? You're not alone! The gang talks about their stress dreams. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast 593
20. Spicy Peen
May 18, 2020
2 min
Choppin Jalapeños? Make sure to be careful where you put your hands. Geoff learned this the hard way. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 548
21. Royal Coffee Order
May 25, 2020
2 min
Gus is so predictable with his coffee, it's ready as soon as he enters the shop! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 568
22. Sugar Daddy Ratio
June 1, 2020
3 min
The gang talks about the mathematics around how many Sugar Daddies and Babies there seem to be. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 474
23. Buttz Mitzvah
June 8, 2020
2 min
Barbara educates her friends on Jewish customs and traditions. Audio from: On the Spot # 181
24. Bathroom Sweater
June 15, 2020
2 min
Chris has a grand idea on how to keep people warm while they poop. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #567
25. Are you Mad
June 22, 2020
2 min
Really though, are you mad? Gus and Gavin explain that only you would know if you're mad. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #482
26. Burnie's Butter Banter
June 29, 2020
3 min
The greatest argument RT has ever had, with two sides that both feel so strongly... about butter. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #474
27. Uranus Problems
July 6, 2020
2 min
The gang talks about bodily issues, specifically, this is an episode about butts. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #570
28. Trendy Treats
July 13, 2020
2 min
Popular names for popular foods, thought up by popular people! I'd eat that. Audio from: On The Spot #176
29. Horny Toads
July 20, 2020
1 min
What is the meaning behind TCU's mascot? Audio from: Fan Service: Happy Birthday Service!
30. Bubby
July 27, 2020
3 min
Barbara takes Trevor to a family wedding and Trevor becomes more than friends with Barb's Bubby. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #569
31. Gambo
August 3, 2020
3 min
A new challenger approaches in the Good Morning from Hell podcast ! Audio from :Good Morning from Hell #3
32. No Swiping
August 10, 2020
3 min
Torrian rants about Dora the Explorer Audio from: Death Battle Cast #1.4
33. Torrian vs KH
August 17, 2020
3 min
Torrian rants about Kingdom Hearts Audio from: Death Battle Cast # 4.114
34. Crapper Etiquette
August 24, 2020
3 min
Barb and friends talk about the nicest and most polite ways to poop. Audio from: Always Open #118
35. Incremental Pranks
August 31, 2020
3 min
Gus spooks a neighbor with a haunted chair, and Becca gives a school friend a ton of forks. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #571
36. Docking
September 7, 2020
2 min
Jessica had her innocence stolen when she first started working at Rooster Teeth. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #575
37. Milk Madness
September 14, 2020
2 min
Gavin and Blaine argue the difference between milk in America and the UK... if there is one. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #591
38. Geoff Vs The Homeless
September 21, 2020
3 min
Geoff is already having a bad day when a homeless man decided to threaten him with aids. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #573
39. Dirty Water
September 28, 2020
2 min
Gus blames Chris for him drinking gross water. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #580
40. Dad Answers
October 5, 2020
3 min
Travis McElroy has the answers. All of them. As any dad should. Audio from: Always Open #134
41. Superhand
October 12, 2020
3 min
Ben and Chad come together to create your next favorite super hero! Audio from: Death Battle Bloopers
42. Lostin
October 19, 2020
3 min
Burnie and Gus argue about Austin's city streets. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast, Stuck at Home #2
43. Drive-by Makeout
October 26, 2020
3 min
Gus and Blaine both had awkward encounters with pda. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #574
44. Dad Bod vs Father Bod
November 2, 2020
2 min
Erin is concerned about her neighbor's sun bathing habits. Audio from: I Have Notes: Dad Bod vs. Father Bod
45. All Hail The CheeseMaster
November 9, 2020
5 min
In a past Extra Life, Gus gets really drunk and attempts to make cheese... amongst other things.
46. Candy Store
November 16, 2020
2 min
Burnie laments not doing more drugs in his youth. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast: Stuck at Home Ep.1
47. People Like Shirts
November 23, 2020
2 min
Jon starts off with a story about a grocery store mix-up, but then Gavin has had enough of the ""People Like-- "" Shirts. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #616
48. In Versus Out
November 30, 2020
3 min
The gang gets scientific when discussing poop and its many forms and physics. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #609
49. Gavins Land
December 7, 2020
3 min
Gavin is very protective of his land. He can do whatever he wants with it and NO ONE will tell him otherwise. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #591
50. Boulder BS
December 14, 2020
3 min
Gus wanted a boulder for his yard, but forgets that they weigh a lot. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #607
51. Deer Stalker
December 21, 2020
4 min
Chris is enlisted to help his friend with a deer that is stalking her. Audio from: Chump Change #17
