Episodes
1. This Is My Crazy Family
2.0
August 8, 2012
22 min
The family heads to the summer Redneck Games to get down and dirty.
2. Gonna Be A Glitz Pig
August 8, 2012
22 min
Sugar Bear buys Alana a miniature pig that she names Glitzy, to cheer her up after a couple of pageant losses. Later, June signs Alana and Pumpkin up for an etiquette class.
3. She Oooo'd Herself
August 15, 2012
22 min
June saves money for Alana's pageant fees, while Alana gets a new coach and tries to perfect a tough routine. Later, the family throws a baby shower for Chickadee.
4. I'm Sassified!
August 15, 2012
22 min
Alana's dress won't fit, and June only has two days to get a new one before a big pageant. Meanwhile, mom and the girls go to the spa as the family get ready for June and Sugar Bear's anniversary.
5. What Is a Door Nut?
August 22, 2012
22 min
The family's plans for their annual Christmas in July are interrupted when Anna is rushed to the hospital with contractions; June wonders if the family should send their pet pig back to the breeder.
6. A Bunch of Wedgies
August 29, 2012
22 min
A reality series following 6-year-old beauty queen Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and her family in rural Georgia.
7. Shh! It's a Wig
September 5, 2012
22 min
The family celebrate July 4th with a picnic and fireworks; Sugar Bear brings home a pool that requires some assembly; June hunts for a wig for Alana to wear in her next pageant.
8. Time for Sketti!
September 12, 2012
22 min
Alana sets up a lemonade stand to raise money for her next pageant. Meanwhile, June invents ways to keep the girls occupied and makes the family's favorite meal, "sketti," for supper.
9. Ah-Choo!
September 19, 2012
22 min
June takes the girls to bingo for a chance to win $1000; Alana gets advice on pageants from Miss Georgia 2011; the family celebrate Alana's seventh birthday.
