Episodes
1. Les Mis
7.4
September 18, 2013
20 min
A woman confronts her husband on his web surfing habits, a rapper grapples with his hyperactive hype man, and the villain of an epic musical can't get a word in.
Guest Stars:
Lloyd Ahlquist, Nicole Parker, Thomas Middleditch, Collin Baja, Michelle Buteau
2. East/West Bowl Rap
7.5
September 25, 2013
20 min
Two women prepare to fight outside a club, and the Valets wonder why people mess with the Batmans.
Guest Stars:
Metta Sandiford-Artest, Bianca Buck, Tayler Buck, Brett Johnson, Rebecca Mader
3. Slap-Ass
7.4
October 2, 2013
20 min
Two slaves try to find a way out of fighting to the death, and a member of a Latin gang proves his toughness.
Guest Stars:
Metta Sandiford-Artest, Luis Moncada, Eugene Cordero, Joshua Funk, Adrian Gonzalez
4. Boarding Group One
7.2
October 9, 2013
20 min
A passenger finds out that he's far from the first to board, and some breakdancers keep it nooice.
Guest Stars:
Jason Schwartzman, Matt Wheeler, Charlie Sanders, Ronnie Adrian, Edward Fordham, Jr.
5. Obama Shutdown
7.4
October 16, 2013
20 min
The Obamas get intimate, the founding fathers talk gun control, and Metta World Peace makes a wish.
Guest Stars:
Metta Sandiford-Artest, Larry Joe Campbell, Mekia Cox, Brendan Hunt, Nicole Randall Johnson
6. Cunnilingus Class
8.0
October 23, 2013
20 min
Homies learn how to pleasure a lady, and MVP Ozamataz Buckshank rocks a post-game interview.
Guest Stars:
Paul Walter Hauser, Metta Sandiford-Artest, April Barnett, Nyima Funk, Daniele Gaither
7. Sexy Vampires
7.6
October 30, 2013
20 min
A hotel guest is blown away by the Continental breakfast, and a psycho's victims stay positive.
Guest Stars:
Metta Sandiford-Artest, Reggie De Leon, Connor Del Rio, David Giuntoli, Royce Herron
8. High on Potenuse
7.6
November 6, 2013
20 min
A guy learns how to buy drugs in public, and an executive tests a speech for political correctness.
Guest Stars:
Ithamar Enriquez, Matt Wheeler, Brad Abrell, Maria Blasucci, Frank Caeti
9. Tackle & Grapple
7.4
November 13, 2013
20 min
Meegan gets Andre in trouble, and sensei Doug Duggart teaches self-defense for the ladies.
Guest Stars:
Leslie David Baker, Matt Wheeler, Helena Barrett, Rell Battle, Jean-Emmanuel Casséus
10. Black Ice
7.0
November 20, 2013
20 min
Local news anchors warn viewers about the dangers of "black ice," Lando Calrissian deals with an admirer, and Metta World Peace gives tips to homemakers.
Guest Stars:
Metta Sandiford-Artest, Ronnie Adrian, Jacob Bruce, Jon Daly, Laird Macintosh
11. The Power of Wings
7.4
November 27, 2013
20 min
A pawn shop customer asks after some suspicious items, Wendell makes a vanity video, and Karim and Jahar go to the gym.
Guest Stars:
Metta Sandiford-Artest, Michael Busch, Colin Hanks, Todd Christian Hunter, Natasha Leggero
12. East/West Bowl 2
7.0
December 11, 2013
20 min
The players in the 2013 East/West Bowl introduce themselves, a suspect landlord searches a tenant's apartment, and Metta World Peace explores his physical limitations.
Guest Stars:
Dylan Booth, John Gemberling, Selwyn Emerson Miller, Metta Sandiford-Artest, Charles Robinson
13. Pussy on the Chainwax
7.0
December 18, 2013
20 min
Some friends argue over whether a new slang phrase is a "thing," a man learns the truth about his father's Hollywood past, and the valets come to Anne Hathaway's defense.
Guest Stars:
Paul Walter Hauser, Tone Bell, Cynthia Blaise, Josh Fadem, Robert Ben Garant
