Episodes
1. Being Alone for Beginners
June 26, 2006
30 min
Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.
Guest Stars:
Stacey DePass
2. Do Orphans Dream of Electric Parents
July 3, 2006
30 min
After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void.
3. An Orphans' Life Indeed
July 10, 2006
30 min
Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF.
Guest Stars:
Stacey DePass
4. The Perfect Lesson
July 17, 2006
30 min
The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results.
5. The Poster Child
July 24, 2006
30 min
Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives.
6. Fire the Reverend
July 31, 2006
30 min
Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son.
7. Red, White and Orphanage
August 7, 2006
30 min
After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world.
8. Sammy's Episode
August 14, 2006
30 min
Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac.
9. A Tale of Almost Unbearable Sadness
August 21, 2006
30 min
After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest.
10. Lucky Lucy/You Got to Know When to Hold'em
August 28, 2006
30 min
Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences.
11. Armie Loves Cigarettes
September 4, 2006
30 min
Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney.
12. The Frightful Flu
September 11, 2006
30 min
After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control.