Red vs. Blue
Season 1
April 1, 2003
19Episodes
The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.
Episodes
1. Why Are We Here?
April 1, 2003
8 min
The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?
2. Red Gets A Delivery
April 20, 2003
8 min
The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.
4. Head Noob in Charge
April 27, 2003
8 min
Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.
6. 1.21 Giga-Whats??
April 27, 2003
8 min
The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.
7. Check Out the Treads on that Chick
April 27, 2003
8 min
While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.
8. Dont PH34R the Reaper
April 27, 2003
8 min
Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.
10. Shadow Of His Former Self
April 27, 2003
8 min
Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.
11. Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain
April 27, 2003
8 min
Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.
12. Down, But Not Out
April 27, 2003
8 min
Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.
13. Human Peer Bonding
April 27, 2003
8 min
Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.
14. Roomier Than It Looks
April 27, 2003
8 min
The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.
15. How The Other Half Lives
April 27, 2003
8 min
Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.
16. A Slightly Crueler Cruller
April 27, 2003
8 min
Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.
