Episodes
1. First Heroes
September 21, 1992
30 min
Taylor returns, transformed by his three months in Amsterdam; Wood's late father's store is slated to be demolished.
2. The Diary of Molly Newton
September 28, 1992
30 min
Wood is having trouble dealing with Molly's growing womanhood— even before he discovers her erotic diary. And he totally overreacts to her first ""date"" (slides at the church followed by ice cream). Meanwhile, Harlan's visiting inlaws are putting a damper on his sex life.
3. You Scratch My Back, I'll Arrest You
October 5, 1992
30 min
Ava sends Wood to investigate when Harlan rents property to a massage parlor.
4. What A Night
October 12, 1992
30 min
Dumped by his girlfriend, Taylor quits the football team.
Guest Stars:
Alice Ghostley
6. The Hole Story
October 26, 1992
30 min
Events get out of hand when a hole in a bedroom wall resembles Abraham Lincoln.
7. Harlan Deals A Meal
November 9, 1992
30 min
Harlan fibs about his weight loss to Richard Simmons, then persuades Herman to impersonate him.
8. The Resurrection of Wood Newton
November 16, 1992
30 min
Ava is voted ""Arkansas Prosecuting Attorney of the Year.""
9. The NFL on CBS
November 23, 1992
30 min
Wood forgets his anniversary when he gets a chance to be on ""The NFL Today.""
10. The Really Odd Couple
December 7, 1992
30 min
Herman moves in with Freida when his building goes condominium.
11. Carl the Mule
December 14, 1992
30 min
A frustrated Wood resigns as team coach, and is replaced by Herman.
Guest Stars:
Alice Ghostley
12. I'll Be Home For Christmas
December 21, 1992
30 min
...but Wood and Herman may not be, as they are stranded when their car breaks down on the way home from being Will an elusive gift available only out of town.
13. Freida and the Preacher
January 4, 1993
30 min
Freida falls for a man at the ice cream parlour, only to discover that he is the new preacher.
Guest Stars:
Alice Ghostley
14. Private School
January 18, 1993
30 min
The Oakwood Academy, an exclusive private school Molly wants to attend, scrutinizes Wood and Ava, who discover they must pass an exam before Molly can be admitted. Meanwhile, Nab goes on a date with Amanda.
15. Ava Takes a Shower (1)
February 1, 1993
30 min
Ava hosts Fontana's baby shower, and wants Herman, who has joined Reba McEntire's security team, to get her to entertain.
16. Ava Takes a Shower (2)
February 8, 1993
30 min
Rebuffed by Reba McEntire, Ava still persists in planning the baby shower all by herself.
17. They Can't Take That Away From Me (1)
February 15, 1993
30 min
Ava invites sixties civil rights leader Aurelia Danforth to a Martin Luther King commemoration, then discovers that the guest has a past involving Ponder. (First of two parts)
19. She What?!
March 1, 1993
30 min
Taylor's girlfriend elopes with the school hunk.
Guest Stars:
Fred Applegate
21. Cousins Behind Bars
March 22, 1993
30 min
Troublesome Cousin (Billy Bob Thornton) comes to town and manages to get himself and Wood thrown into jail, and for some reason Burt Reynolds ties his shirt in a front knot and pretends to be his lover. You can't make this up!
22. Mommy Goes AWOL
April 12, 1993
30 min
Fontana despairs of her mothering abilities when only Evan can quiet baby Scout.
23. Teaching Is A Good Thing
May 3, 1993
30 min
Herman is ashamed to tell his mentor that he has lost his teaching job.
