Episodes
1. Pilot
October 5, 1998
30 min
John volunteers to work nights in order to afford to send his daughter to an exclusive kindergarten, but the change throws his home life into turmoil.
2. John Kisses Some ...
October 12, 1998
30 min
John mouths off at Sgt. Kazmerek in front of two recruits, losing vacation time that Kate was looking forward to. But he can get it back if he helps Kazmerek get a commendation.
3. Public Enema No. 1
October 19, 1998
30 min
John decides to take up an offer of optional life insurance that promises a large payoff, and then finds out he must have a colonoscopy -- which first requires an enema.
4. Walk on the Feminine Side
October 26, 1998
30 min
John's co-workers make fun of Dakota in his Arabian princess costume on Halloween.
5. Heavy Medal
November 2, 1998
30 min
DiResta is in line for a Medal of Honor when he foils a robbery on the subway by whacking the perp with a sub sandwich. However, the man he saved is a two-timing city councilman.
6. Romeo and Juliet were Lucky
November 9, 1998
30 min
John and Kate start bickering ""like an old married couple,"" so they decide to send the kids away to their aunt's and take a romantic afternoon – except there isn't much romance...
7. Cookin' with Gas
November 16, 1998
30 min
John convinces Cal to sell Kate's home-made chili at the diner, which turns into a full-time job for Kate and additional domestic duties for John.
8. Thanksgiving
November 23, 1998
30 min
Sgt. Kazmerek is even crankier than usual and ends up having Thanksgiving dinner at the DiResta household, where John realizes they actually have a few things in common.
9. The Kid
December 21, 1998
30 min
DiResta is put in charge of supervising a young graffiti artist while he scrubs his work from the subway, but the kid's father doesn't show up to get him and John ends up baby-sitting.
10. Your Daddy Don't Dance
January 25, 1999
30 min
John works as a security guard at a heavy-metal concert featuring an artist from his youth -- but his chance to see his onetime idol doesn't pan out the way he hoped.
11. One Wedding and a Funeral
February 1, 1999
30 min
The DiRestas offer to host Tully and Amanda's wedding, but the bride's family is rather snooty; meanwhile, John finds a dead transit cop---under his kitchen sink.
12. The Torch
February 8, 1999
30 min
A cat fight ensues when John's old girlfriend Wendy shows up unexpectedly.
13. Viagra Falls
February 15, 1999
30 min
John and Kazmerek plot their own operation to catch a drug dealer; Vic gets arrested for selling Viagra.
14. Half a Million Clams
February 22, 1999
30 min
John and Kate get a glimpse of the high life after John's quick actions save the president of a major retail establishment.
15. Slam Dunkin Dunuts
March 1, 1999
30 min
John and his father compete in a battle of the bulge to see who can slim down faster; Kate tries not to get strong-armed into running the church potluck.