Episodes
1. Bath of Beans
7.7
September 16, 2003
30 min
Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.
2. Tallest Man
7.8
September 23, 2003
30 min
Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.
Guest Stars:
David Soul, Les McKeown
3. Hard-Boiled Egg Eating
8.2
September 30, 2003
30 min
Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters.
4. Most Cigarettes in a Mouth
7.8
October 7, 2003
30 min
Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers while Vicky appears in court.
5. Biggest House of Cards
8.2
October 14, 2003
30 min
Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale.
6. Smallest Ant
8.2
October 21, 2003
30 min
There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping.
Guest Stars:
Mark Gatiss, Philip Jackson
7. Largest Mince Pie
7.8
October 28, 2003
30 min
Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.
