Episodes
1. GTA Pacific Grim
August 27, 2013
3 min
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
2. Hardcore Chore
September 3, 2013
3 min
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
3. Snowjob
September 10, 2013
3 min
A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...
4. Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
April 3, 2014
3 min
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
5. The Red Planet
April 17, 2014
3 min
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
6. A Hobbit of Thrones
May 1, 2014
3 min
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
7. Das Vidiamond
May 15, 2014
3 min
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
8. Trash God
May 29, 2014
3 min
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
9. Chick Figures
June 12, 2014
3 min
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
10. Happy Birthdump
June 26, 2014
3 min
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...
