Graeme is faced with selling the image of two potential Prime Ministers to the nation; Bill as the revolutionary Che Monyou and Tim as the stunning Timita.
Guest Stars:
Corbet Woodall, Jo Kendall, David Dimbleby
Bill decides to open Disco Bilius and introduces a mixed dancing competition.
The British Olympic team is broke. Tim joins them and competes against Graeme and Bill's Rest of the World team.
Guest Stars:
Barry Cryer, Ballard Berkeley
The strange alien abductions of trombonists prompt Bill to solve the mystery.
Tim becomes an animal rights activist, so Bill becomes a vegetable rights activist and a Watership Down parody ensues.
Guest Stars:
Patrick Moore, Mel Smith

6 Episodes